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Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: BlodwynPig on May 03, 2021, 11:24:42 AM

Title: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 03, 2021, 11:24:42 AM
New forum cuddly favourite (RIP titbo), Glebe has shocked the world today by getting a ginger mohican on his bonce.


"No more Mr. Nice Guy" he told journalists outside his cottage this morning as the golden sunrise inflamed the strip of spiked hair. Passers-by were astonished to also note huge red muttonchops either side of the lovable face.


"What's the crikey!" cried the local vicar.



Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Replies From View on May 03, 2021, 11:48:05 AM
this is like when the Beatles turned all 1966 on us

gone were the years of 1963-95 with their naive charm and that business of just having joy in this world like freshly birthed infants.  now it was all fights with amelda marcos and boasting about being so much more wealthy than jesus


glebe with his puffed up mohican, jabbing pensioners with his beak.  "no more mister nice guy indeed!  yes more mister cunt!"
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Glebe on May 03, 2021, 08:07:00 PM
I walked out on the H.S. Art stage with that fluffy mohawk and was greeted with cries of "Judas!"
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 03, 2021, 08:11:24 PM
Glebe heard bragging that he is living in a Robocop film
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Glebe on May 03, 2021, 08:19:46 PM
Glebe heard bragging that he is living in a Robocop film

Steady on, mate! I'm not that arrogant!
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 03, 2021, 08:21:46 PM
Glebe heard muttering that he is living in a Robocop film
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Replies From View on May 03, 2021, 10:04:47 PM
Steady on, mate! I'm not that arrogant!

you are
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Glebe on May 04, 2021, 03:38:04 AM
you are

:(
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Replies From View on May 04, 2021, 06:50:58 AM
I hate this great crested version and I hope it gets shot by the farmer.
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Glebe on May 04, 2021, 07:08:35 AM
I hate this great crested version and I hope it gets shot by the farmer.

'the farmer'?! How many new CaB characters are we introducing?
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Replies From View on May 04, 2021, 07:33:13 AM
'the farmer'?! How many new CaB characters are we introducing?

You are being bred on a farm, correct?
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Glebe on May 04, 2021, 07:46:04 AM
You are being bred on a farm, correct?

(https://i.imgur.com/qPHAADY.gif)
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: Replies From View on May 04, 2021, 09:15:47 AM
Yes?
Title: Re: Great Crested Glebe
Post by: jobotic on May 04, 2021, 09:24:42 AM
Beautiful mating dance.