Songs you utterly fucking hate

[LordMorgan]

I fucking hate her guts

[Grassygnome]

So well put thank you. It's how cold and unwelcoming her songs are, lots of I, me, my in everything (or spitting venom at an unspecified "you"). Also when I hear her songs I can literally see the MIDI piano track on a computer screen, quantized to buggery, everything compressed and squashed into what's "correct". People rag on poor old Lennon for Imagine, yes his piano playing sucks but at least there's a bit of heart there, it doesn't sound like a pianola rolling around.

AKA Adele hell.

[Lordofthefiles]

[Case Closed]

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

I never really heard much early Bruce when I was growing up, so I didn't realise how many songs from this time were influenced by Bruce

Love him or hate him, his audience is so much better than last week's.

[Mr Farenheit]

Theme song from Sons Of Anarchy.

'My beautiful son'(or boy?) song from the last Pinocchio movie. I couldnt watch the rest of it after that.

'Out the light' by Phyllis Dillon. Arguably a good song but I hated the pervy little 5 year old wanting to fuck his mother in whats supposed to be an endearingly funny way.

Any song that you dont like will be turned into a song you hate the moment there's a key change.

[Retinend]

Taxman by Beatles

Yeah, it sucks. Their worst opening track. Even if the vocals and guitar tone weren't grating enough, the lyrics are utterly miserable and "pity me." I know that they were getting taxed to the hilt at that point, but it's not like they weren't able to buy everything they wanted to buy.

[LordMorgan]

Yeah, it sucks. Their worst opening track. Even if the vocals and guitar tone weren't grating enough, the lyrics are utterly miserable and "pity me." I know that they were getting taxed to the hilt at that point, but it's not like they weren't able to buy everything they wanted to buy.

But, but......THE BASS LINE !!!!

[Retinend]

But, but......THE BASS LINE !!!!

For sure that's its saving grace.

[poodlefaker]

Taxman might be the most exciting piece of Tory pop culture.

[Jockice]

Taxman might be the most exciting piece of Tory pop culture.

It would be a start.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Black Eyed Boy by Texas. Fucking SHITE.

[PaulTMA]

See this thread in another three weeks then

[PaulTMA]

Anti Beatles incel welcome  🤗

[Ron Maels Moustache]

Yeah stuff like Mr Writer that you never even hear any more and that anti Beatles incel says his one thing

"his one thing"

Mate.

Every time one of these threads starts I think "When's PaulTMA going to appear and do his usual post?" And yep there he is, Page 1. The most monotonously clockwork shitposter of all time.

[Kankurette]

Black Eyed Boy by Texas. Fucking SHITE.

Dusty Springfield should have sued.

[jamiefairlie]

Black Eyed Boy by Texas. Fucking SHITE.

Texas are just shit by by their entire concept. Everything about them is aimed at crap mediocrity that convinces cunts that they're 'proper musicians' who make sensitive meaningful music.

[dex]

Kevin Lyttle's Turn Me On is effete crap.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Texas are just shit by by their entire concept. Everything about them is aimed at crap mediocrity that convinces cunts that they're 'proper musicians' who make sensitive meaningful music.

That entire mid-nineties comeback entirely off the back of Chris Evans wanting to shag Sharleen Spiteri and everyone just going along with it like it was normal.