A Message for General Bullshit

[Midas]

I offer the hand of friendship to General Bullshit for one day only.

A Christmas Truce! Come one, come all!

(Bayonets at the ready, lads)

[Ferris]

We've got a football and everything, but of a kick about in Oscillations, you know, cos it's Christmas and that?

[Midas]

Oh, go on then!

Nice bit of footy

[Midas]

How about a (temporary) ceasefire in the Labour Party thread

Go onnn

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Temporary ceasefire, only for me to run in there screaming with a live grenade in my mouth.

BOOM

War recommences

[Ferris]

that was my plan you bastard

You promised

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh dear. Sellotape grenades to the football then?

[Pink Gregory]

have a bit of choccy

go onnnnn bit of choccy

bit of choccy for the war

[ollyboro]

I've stabbed myself in sympathy

[pancreas]

I've stabbed Trenter in sympathy.

[famethrowa]

I offer the hand of friendship to General Bullshit for one day only.

A Christmas Truce! Come one, come all!

(Bayonets at the ready, lads)

Ah very generous. I shall pause from posting about stories I read in the paper and culture from the 1970s to embrace the hand of friendship.

Er sorry, what was that part about bayonets?

[Midas]

The Christmas Truce is now over.

Loiterers will be SHOT

[Midas]

Clear the area!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I think I just blew Trenter's spleen off.

[Ferris]

I'm pissed on cider so can't be arsed, but imagine I did a "I've seen things you won't believe" bladerunner/HS Art mashup and chuckle at how good it probably would have been.

[Replies From View]

I think I just blew Trenter's spleen off.

Spleen off clean off, as they used to say in the trenches.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Folks pausing their Boxing Day shits to stand shoulder to shoulder with their fellow man, singing a Silent Night/Bempt Luego medley.

[Ferris]

Folks pausing their Boxing Day shits to stand shoulder to shoulder with their fellow man, singing a Silent Night/Bempt Luego medley.

Bempt Luego works to Silent Night.

Beee-eempt Luego
Beee-ee-eempt Luego

Wheeeeere de party at? Geeeeeet de party on...

Etc

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Folks pausing their Boxing Day shits to stand shoulder to shoulder with their fellow man, singing a Silent Night/Bempt Luego medley.

shoulder to the left of me
shoulder to the right
here I am
stuck in the middle of shoulders