3 Unused Goodnight Sweetheart scripts found!

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Gary Sparrow commits bigamy via time travel

Gary Sparrow commits bigamy via time travel

Gary Sparrow commits bigamy via time travel, Reg makes a face

[ollyboro]

1940's Gaz Spa.. Gary Sparrow travels forward in time and sexually abuses his 6 year old self. Sexual abuse and time travel being the Beebs two most favourite things.

[Replies From View]

Gary Sparrow is trapped in the 1940s but not for long - he gradually progresses to the 1950s, the 60s and so on.

Imagine his surprise when he passes through the 1990s and starts experiencing events he doesn't already know in advance.  Hilarity ensues when his mishap-based nature results in him accidentally stealing Madeleine McCann and posting her into a portal where Josef Fritzl lives.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

You may recall Gary Sparrow ended the last series running a nightclub.  He has Jimmy Savile as a guest DJ not knowing of the revelations that came out in 2012.  When he sees him being a perv, he has it out with him and sacks him.  Savile later has his bouncers kick the daylight out of Gary but there's some denouement where Savile, if not derailed from his future path, is at least soundly humiliated in some comic way

[jamiefairlie]

1940's Gaz Spa.. Gary Sparrow travels forward in time and sexually abuses his 6 year old self. Sexual abuse and time travel being the Beebs two most favourite things.

The Time Traveller's Wife must have copied this script.

[jamiefairlie]

You may recall Gary Sparrow ended the last series running a nightclub.  He has Jimmy Savile as a guest DJ not knowing of the revelations that came out in 2012.  When he sees him being a perv, he has it out with him and sacks him.  Savile later has his bouncers kick the daylight out of Gary but there's some denouement where Savile, if not derailed from his future path, is at least soundly humiliated in some comic way

..and as Sav is led away to a life on less debauchery, Gary sees his keys lying on the floor. "Leeds Central Mortuary" read Gaz, "hmmmmmmm I wonder", cue Gaz walking towards his car stroking his genitals with a lascivious leer on his face

[Replies From View]

Jimmy Savile is inspired to become a paedophile and necrophile by attending classes in sexual deviancy led by Gary Sparrow in the late 40s.

The scene ends in a moment of lighthearted realisation for Gary Sparrow a bit like this:

[bgmnts]

  ACT I - THE DEATH OF GARY SPARROW


1. INT. SPARROW'S LIVING ROOM. DUSK.

Gary has just finished fondling himself. Not masturbating to climax, just playing with his penis shaft and scrotum. He looks up at a photo - a gilded frame - of someone dear to him.

              GARY
      I love you, Deidre.

Fade to black.

2 YEARS EARLIER (PRESENT TIME)

Gary is walking jauntily down the street, impressed with his ability to travel back in time. Dressed in his 40s garb, ready for another time travel fuck, he walks into a Boots and picks up an industrial sized pack of Durex extra thins, bringing it to the man at the checkout, beaming with secret cheekiness.


              GARY
  Alright there chap, I'd like to purchase these French letters.

      [TOO OFFENSIVE - EDITOR]


              GARY
  Nah mate I just mean these johnnies innit?

        DARREN THE CHECKOUT MAN
  Party time tonight is it?

He winks.


              GARY
  You could say that, my good man.

He winks slower and strokes his chin, pays and walks out. He looks at his watch.

              GARY
  Oh no! I'm going to be late for my dinner with Phoebe back in time, in the 40s! 

He sprints down the street, slaloming through cockneys like an Olympic skiier. He just about gets back in time through the portal and makes his dinner date with Phoebe, but has noticed he is still wearing a Tshirt, a custom t-shirt with the text "I travelled back in time and all I got was this lousy chlamydia T-Shirt" on the chest.

              GARY
  Oh no! What a plonker! What do I do?


End scene.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary Sparrow

"How do I look up porn on this typewriter?"

[Glebe]

Legend Gary Sparrow

"How do I look up porn on this typewriter?"