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That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas, March 03, 2022, 01:50:51 AM

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shiftwork2

Interesting fact: Gary Oldman is actually younger than Gary Youngman.

Cuellar

A man you old cunt

(Immanuel Kant)

pancreas


Fr.Bigley



Ferris


pancreas


Cuellar


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


The Bumlord


frajer

Mr Punch but he's working at your local offy and giving all the night shoppers palpable fear.


shiftwork2



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
CHOCOLATE BISCUIT

frajer

Poster of William Shakespeare wearing shades, it says Bard For Life on it

jobotic

Brain May, Brian May Not

Dobson's Choice

What is a horses favourite baywatch actor?

Spoiler alert
David Hasselhoof
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Captain Z

Be careful, that's almost too good for this thread. I would have accepted Pommel(horse)a Anderson or Yasmane Bleeth.

Famous Mortimer


Famous Mortimer

Quote from: Captain Z on March 22, 2022, 07:58:12 PMBe careful, that's almost too good for this thread. I would have accepted Pommel(horse)a Anderson or Yasmane Bleeth.
Billy Fetlock? Nah, that's rubbish.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Last Christmas, I gave you my shart
But the very next day, you said it was gay

Cuellar

Council Tax Bill

Man called Bill who pays/doesn't pay council tax (haven't decided which)

pancreas


PlanktonSideburns


Ferris

The Great Lakes
The OK Lakes
The Poor Lakes

Fambo Number Mive

Peter Kray*

"Do you remember electrocuting people via their testicles? You're going to find out what that is all about"

*not the author in the US, this is a Peter Kay/The Krays mashup

TheGingerAlien

A time traveller teleports into a bar

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Traveller dies instantaneously

frajer

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on March 29, 2022, 03:20:45 PMA time traveller teleports into a bar

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Traveller dies instantaneously

"Why the long face?"

"In the year 8000 human faces are massive."