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Starmer VIII: Labour will set you free

Started by pancreas, March 16, 2022, 08:54:56 AM

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Ferris

Ok but have you considered this?



(Apparently keith is 5'8", I had no idea.)

dissolute ocelot

Short man complex. (I'm 5 ft 8 1/2).

oggyraiding

His eyes seem very small. Like in that picture there's no white of the eyes, no iris, just blackness. He needs to start opening his eyes dead wide so we can see the whole thing, then people will trust him.

Buelligan

I think he needs to go away somewhere and stay there, in complete silence.

holyzombiejesus

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1542825287720779776?t=ofLXzLQkWIRrIserMnKYWw&s=19

Remarkably, there are at least 2 Labour staffers working in this small, niche bookshop including C&B darling and personal heroine of Buelligan, Ella Rose.

holyzombiejesus

Quote from: Ferris on July 02, 2022, 04:44:50 PMOk but have you considered this?



(Apparently keith is 5'8", I had no idea.)

Is it wrong to be disappointed that he hasn't got his pointy nipples on the go?

Buelligan

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on July 02, 2022, 05:26:28 PMhttps://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1542825287720779776?t=ofLXzLQkWIRrIserMnKYWw&s=19

Remarkably, there are at least 2 Labour staffers working in this small, niche bookshop including C&B darling and personal heroine of Buelligan, Ella Rose.

Vile.


king_tubby

Ser Keer is the first ever sitting major (ha!) party leader to go to Pride
Spoiler alert
if you don't count Jeremiah Corbyneous.
[close]

https://mobile.twitter.com/willgeorgelloyd/status/1543232492613902342

Buelligan

Quote from: king_tubby on July 02, 2022, 06:20:44 PMSer Keer is the first ever sitting major (ha!) party leader to go to Pride
Spoiler alert
if you don't count Jeremiah Corbyneous.
[close]

https://mobile.twitter.com/willgeorgelloyd/status/1543232492613902342

Ah, I remember, when that person, Tom Mauchline, heckled him and posted the vid all on twitter.  The same Tom Mauchline that worked for Portland Communications.  The same Portland Communications that was set up by one of Blair's advisors and whose strategic counsel was Alistair Campbell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Communications
https://portland-communications.com/our-people/senior-advisors/alastair-campbell/
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Portland_Communications

Buelligan

IIRC, Portland's Chief Exec is married to the lovely host of Politics Live, Jo Coburn.  Think about that next time it happens to be on and you wonder about stuff.

https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1204382842584621056

I mean Jonathan Ashworth, who is married to Emilie Oldknow.  Fuck me.

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Emilie_Oldknow

holyzombiejesus

If Starmer really wants to improve the lives of LGBTQ+ people, rather than probably walking around with sanitary towels stuck to his breasts to mask his disgusting pointy nipples, he could publically denounce the transphobes in his own party. People like Rose Duffied. Why don't you "root out" that "poison", you vile fraud?

shoulders

'London Pride'

The best Pride, of course, and most important of all.

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: shoulders on July 02, 2022, 07:45:43 PM'London Pride'

The best Pride, of course, and most important of all.
Yes, it's not just beer! Although maybe Starmer was confused by that.

Ed Miliband was at Manchester Pride in 2010 although maybe that was just before he became leader (icky link). Nicola Sturgeon has attended pride events (as have past Scottish Labour leaders). But not in London for some reason. Sadiq Khan has been at London Pride too in the past. But it's still an indictment of progressive London-based party leaders.

Looking forward to a video of Wes Streeting attending Straight Pride now.

Jockice

Quote from: Buelligan on July 02, 2022, 07:04:59 PMAh, I remember, when that person, Tom Mauchline, heckled him and posted the vid all on twitter.  The same Tom Mauchline that worked for Portland Communications.  The same Portland Communications that was set up by one of Blair's advisors and whose strategic counsel was Alistair Campbell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Communications
https://portland-communications.com/our-people/senior-advisors/alastair-campbell/
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Portland_Communications

Which became one of the main stories on the BBC news and in the Guardian. Because no politician had ever been heckled before of course.

Corrupt wankers

idunnosomename

Rosie Duffield doing her usual blowing kisses anti-trans shit during Pride. absolute fucking scumbag

SpiderChrist


shoulders

I suppose in hindsight Starmerite Labour is absolute Earth's core epicentre of terfdom.

Martin Van Buren Stan

Quote from: idunnosomename on June 26, 2022, 10:10:51 PMit's getting the 10% back they agreed to take under reduced trade under COVID

Lammy is good on social justice issues but he's showing himself to be a complete clueless cunt with this. I mean, it's wrong obviously, but it won't endear him to anyone either.

He'll get some post-parliament lobbying for something awful, i dont know, paedophile fruit machines or something

I know it's old but I don't think this has been posted. The stupid bellend has apologised already

QuoteThose of us in public life should admit our mistakes. That's why I'm apologising to all BA workers for getting it wrong on Sunday.

BA must restore the pay of their loyal workforce - and the gvt must sit down with employers and workers to address chronic low pay in aviation.

Also I don't even think he's good on social justice. He's just a demagogue.

Theremin

"I'm sorry. As a Labour politician, I never expected to have to pick a side in a labour dispute."

Buelligan

THIS MAN IS SUCH A STEAMING FUCKING TURD.  Literally sponsored here by BAE FUCKING Systems.


Ferris

Quote from: Theremin on July 03, 2022, 02:07:40 PM"I'm sorry. As a Labour politician, I never expected to have to pick a side in a labour dispute."

"Hello mr labour politician - there is a labour dispute, will you side with capital or labour?"

"Ooh um err what was the question again?"


Buelligan

Will party members be allowed in armed?

Blumf


phantom_power

Quote from: Ferris on July 02, 2022, 04:44:50 PMOk but have you considered this?



(Apparently keith is 5'8", I had no idea.)

Is there any picture where he doesn't look like an absolute prong


shoulders


Martin Van Buren Stan

Bit like the Halifax name badge thing. A good thing done for the wrong reasons probably

phantom_power

He always looks like the poshest middle manager you know trying to look cool on a works night out

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: phantom_power on July 04, 2022, 11:32:43 AMIs there any picture where he doesn't look like an absolute prong

Well there's that one where he's hovering back from the doorway of a primary school bog while children wash their hands, he looks like he's about to abduct someone in that.
Edit:


In fact [there's at least one NSFW pic in there]: https://twitter.com/ScanlanWithAnA/status/1493724021300637702