Comedians Become Voyeurs

[Satchmo Distel]

Bruce Forsyth: "Nice to see you come; too see you come, nice"

Larry Grayson: "Shut those legs!"

Dick Emery: "You are awful, but I like to watch you fucking"

[madhair60]

Peter Kay: "Garlic naked tits??"

[Glebe]

"I've seen ya... getting undressed with the curtains open with me binoculoculars!

[Replies From View]

Comedians Become Voyeurs Getting Coffee

[Glebe]

What a beautiful day! What a beautiful, tattifilarious day for spying on me neighbour in the bath! Missus!

[Pauline Walnuts]

Too obvious?

[Glebe]

[Jittlebags]

Vic and Bob - We really want to see those fingers.

[Jittlebags]

Laurel and Hardy - That's another fine mess. Right on her tits.

[Glebe]

Steve Coogan is known to do a bit of 'birdwatching' when he's out and about, the dirty get!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Spycamera Milligan

[Brundle-Fly]

The Imperial Voyeurs.



(all) Join us again next week when we very much hope you'll be...
Henry - "Watching us..."
Sarah - "Watching you..."
Matthew - "Watching us..."
Jeremy - "Watching you...."
(all) - "GOODNIGHT!"

[Glebe]

Peeping Tom O' Connor.

[Mr Farenheit]

Audience member stands up to leave his seat

Stand-up: hey! HEY! where are y'off to baldy?

Audience:lolololol

Bald Audience member mumbles something and walks awkwardly through neighbouring seats.

Stand-up: BALDY! Where are you going?? You going for a SHITE?

Audience: lolololol

Stand-up: He is an' all! He's going for a shite!
Tonight's the night....

Audience: ....THE NIGHT FOR A SHITE!

Stand-up: (laughing) BALDY! why didn't you go before ye came out? Eh? BALDY SHITER! (to audience) Ey, y'know what else don't have hair?...

Audience: lolololol

Stand-up: ... a SHITE!

Audience: (roaring with laughter)

Bald audience member enters toilet at the back of the venue.

Stand-up: (leaves stage and heads towards toilet)

Bald audience member settles down in the toilet cubicle to relieve himself as he considers whether he dares take his seat again or if he should just go home.

Stand-up: (breathing heavily as he slithers across the toilet floor towards the only occupied cubicle and manoeuvres his head under the door. He looks up at the bald audience member with an intense lustful gaze from his vantage point on the floor)

  (whispering) Come on BALDY, show me what y'got

[Captain Z]

then the stars align