Perform a sexual act!

[popcorn]

Your choice of act.

[Ferris]

Will I be gifted a horse as a result? This is critical to me.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

that's very very broad popcorn

could you narrow it down please

[bgmnts]

Way ahead of you.

[Ferris]

...the Aristocrats!!

[Jittlebags]

ugh, ugh, ugh....   There, done.

[Lemming]

What, here in the thread?

[The Dog]

In honour of my Dad I'm going to do 'fucking Morcambe and Wise again'.

[popcorn]

Some really inspiring sexual acts performed so far - thanks all.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I've done a Reverse Whittacker and a Lengthy Dolby.

[selectivememory]

I've done a Reverse Whittacker and a Lengthy Dolby.

And I'm performing a Steamy Kenneth as we speak!

[Lemming]

I opened this thread on my phone at work and the knobs of various H.S. Art denizens shot out of the screen and into my face, much to the deriding amusement of my peers. I'm now known as "KNOB MAN". Thanks a lot popcorn. Worst thread ever. Why couldn't the sex acts be scheduled to take place somewhere else? Why in the thread itself? What if a child were to walk in and see... (gestures all around) this?

[Ferris]

And children probably will see this now, what with the Bumwagon out of commission (thanks in no small part to HS Art's tory council).

They're just bored kids you know, can't blame them really, we were the same at their age.

[idunnosomename]

It's only acting, not real sex.

[Cuellar]

...

...

Ta-da!!!

Did you enjoy that?

[pancreas]

God, no.

[madhair60]

I've had a small, watery wank

[Poobum]

Everything I do is a sex act. I sip my tea and you cum with a force that is dangerous to you and the people around you.

[Replies From View]

Everything I do is a sex act. I sip my tea and you cum with a force that is dangerous to you and the people around you.

> SIP TEA

[Poobum]

*sluuuuurrppp*

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I just came on your shoes.