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If You Could Send A Five Word Message To Anyone In History

Started by Dr Rock, July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AM

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Greg Torso

To: Philip Seymour Hoffman

Don't chase the dragon, lad.





imitationleather

Quote from: checkoutgirl on July 03, 2022, 02:15:19 PMto Dr Rock

Please don't give Glitter advice.


You got a problem with helping a paedophile evade capture?

checkoutgirl

Quote from: imitationleather on July 03, 2022, 02:17:08 PMYou got a problem with helping a paedophile evade capture?

To me

Help more paedophiles evade capture.

Dr Rock

Ok, afterwards I send another message

'now stop being a nonce'

Replies From View

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 03, 2022, 01:10:31 PMDon't fall down the stairs

To me 7 years ago

why would you not want to fall down some stairs??  bliss

Norton Canes

Chris Froome on the morning of 9th Jul 2014: Want five Tours? Slow down

Kankurette

Coleridge: when writing poem, ignore visitor.
Steve Bruce: do not go to Newcastle.

Virgo76

Quote from: superthunderstingcar on July 03, 2022, 10:17:02 AMTo JFK: "When I say duck, duck."

Oh, damn. I'd need a sixth word to tell him when to duck.

A bit pedantic but he actually couldn't have ducked as he was wearing a corset to alleviate back trouble. Had he been able to duck, he'd have ducked after the first bullet (which was non-fatal).

touchingcloth


Virgo76

Don't put baby in the corner.
(Charles Linbergh. Cannot count).

Don't start World War II.
(Hitler)

thenoise


Vodkafone

To all Black and brown people in history: Sink Whitey's ships on sight

Butchers Blind



superthunderstingcar

To Leo Tolstoy: "авось два Книгаs: Война, мир?"

Stigdu

To me:

2009 Grand National Mon Mome

(It won at odds of 100-1)

JamesTC



Kankurette

Quote from: Virgo76 on July 03, 2022, 04:17:05 PMDon't put baby in the corner.
(Charles Linbergh. Cannot count).

Don't start World War II.
(Hitler)
Stay out of Poland, Adolf.


Dr Rock


Rizla


Pdine


superthunderstingcar

Lots of possibilities for 1945, not just Hitler in the bunker.

President Truman: "Soviets will get nukes soon."

Japanese leaders: "Gonna get nuked soon, twice."

Churchill: "Attlee's gonna nuke you soon."

The day after Hiroshima, to the pilot of the Enola Gay: 'you shoulda stayed home yesterday' or 'not the proudest little boy?'