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If You Could Send A Five Word Message To Anyone In History

Started by Dr Rock, July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AM

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Dr Rock

like to Paul McCartney - 'Beware One-Legged Women They Dangerous'

Gary Glitter 'PC World Finds Child Porn'

That's all I've got not great, but the concept will no doubt deliver better.

Gordon Brown- don't call bigots bigots, Gordon

Ed Miliband- don't eat that bacon sandwich

New Labour edition, apparently


TrenterPercenter



Stigdu

Jack the Ripper - Leave a photograph behind, OK?

Paul Walker - Avoid driving on November 30th


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Something that rhymes, I think.  I'd pick a random human name, find a thing to rhyme with it, and then fire the message at anybody with that name, without any care for whether it is relevant to their future.

eg
STAY OFF THE METH, BETH!

shoulders


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superthunderstingcar

To JFK: "When I say duck, duck."

Oh, damn. I'd need a sixth word to tell him when to duck.


bgmnts



kittens


shoulders



Blumf

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AMGary Glitter 'PC World Finds Child Porn'

Confusingly, you send it to him 15 years ago.



Quote from: dontpaintyourteeth on July 03, 2022, 10:18:35 AMerm... send security into book depository?

Not sure how that's going to fix anything.


Butchers Blind


Dr Rock


Martin Van Buren Stan

Honestly never got the slagging off Paul McCartney's wife for her disability thing. I remember it being fucking ubiquitous growing up and even then I hated it. I recently rewatched an old episode of a Big Fat Quiz and cunts like Jonathan Ross, Jimmy Carr etc were making them all night

Shaxberd

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 03, 2022, 10:44:39 AMChristopher Reeves - Horses Fuck You Up, Avoid!

Also good advice for Captain Scott, King William III and Mr Hands.

glinner- just apologise and move on

alternative suggestions: this episode is shite, bin

Race car bed inevitable soon

stop! this way bananacuntery lies


Butchers Blind


Quote from: dontpaintyourteeth on July 03, 2022, 10:58:19 AMglinner- just apologise and move on

alternative suggestions: this episode is shite, bin

Race car bed inevitable soon

stop! this way bananacuntery lies



Shut UP! Fuck OFF! [fifth word here]

sevendaughters


Sebastian Cobb


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