James Corden pub

[Dimbleby]

I've just popped for a solo pint at a north London pub and who plonks himself down on the table next to me? None other than the James Corden.

I'd like to know what you'd do in such a situation?

[Goldentony]

jail landlords

[Vodkafone]

"James, great to meet you in person after reading all those tributes to you on cookdandbombd.co.uk"

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'd like to know what you'd do in such a situation?

Fuck his shit in.

[Dimbleby]

[shoulders]

Shit in his fuck tin

[poodlefaker]

grim looking battle, like a works canteen. where is it?

[jobotic]

Dunno but I'm pretty sure I saw Paul Merton at St Pancras today. Is he very tall?

[bgmnts]

Nick his coat.

[extraordinary walnuts]

shout I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY

[H-O-W-L]

Spoiler alert

GAVLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[close]

[Dimbleby]

grim looking battle, like a works canteen. where is it?

Primrose Hill. I've left now. Princess of Wales to be precise (stay strong, Kate).

[frajer]

Pray god it's not karaoke night.

[Dimbleby]

Dunno but I'm pretty sure I saw Paul Merton at St Pancras today. Is he very tall?

Corden? No. 5'9 at a guess. While trying to squeeze between the tables he knocked the chair immediately to my left into me for a good few seconds. Pretty dire spatial awareness on him

[JesusAndYourBush]

Shout someone elses catchprase at him. I suggest "Garlic bread?!".  Nothing winds up celebs more than being wrongly identified!

[Butchers Blind]

"Oi! Remember that time you dressed as a cat? Twat!"

[Icehaven]

Is that water he's drinking? Tight bastard.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Ask him if the Popbitch story about him completely ignoring his wife and child on a business class flight is true.

[Oosp]

REQUIEM

[BlodwynPig]

Jimmy no mates orders a water and spends the night heckling customers from his empty table

[madhair60]

wait until he goes to the toilet, follow him in, and look at his dick

[BlodwynPig]

"Where's all your Hollywood mates now, big man?"

[Shaxberd]

Say "mate, you know who you look like? James Corden!" and then absolutely refuse to believe him when he says he is James Corden.

[Icehaven]

Ask him if he's James Corden and when he says yes ask him what it was like working with Matthew Horne, and if he's still in touch with him and if so could he possibly get you his autograph.

[dissolute ocelot]

You should break into loud song. See if he joins in or tells you to shut up. If he tells you to shut up, have a go at him for being a killjoy hypocrite. If he starts singing say, "Nah mate, I'm fine on my own." If he ignores you, start dancing on his table.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

shit in his glass

[Cleveland Steamer]

He's probably gone home by now, guys.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I FUCKIN HATE JAMES CORDEN SO MUCH THAT IT GIVES ME ENERGY. GAAAAHHHHH

[thr0b]

I hate Sebastian Coe.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I am, of course, exaggerating for comedic effect. I could never let the existence of a famous person bother me that much. Not even that fucking cunt Corden.