Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 2 - DoesNotFollow vs TheGingerAlien

[selectivememory]

Yea I'm retracting all my votes for ferris also

Ferris is going to have negative votes at this rate :(

[Ferris]

I'm taking wronging into strange new places

[DoesNotFollow]

Thanks for the well wishes. I wouldn't have been able to do a return on this one so happy to cede the match to GingerAlien.

[sevendaughters]

just reading over these as I missed it at the time but Timpsons Dining Experience has knocked me into another galaxy

[touchingcloth]

Thanks for the well wishes.

You know who I wish well? @Ferris, I wish he falls in one.

[Ferris]

You know who I wish well? @Ferris, I wish he falls in one.

oh you'll get yours, mate

[touchingcloth]

Unlike you. Getting votes, that is. I.e. getting absolutely no votes, as in zero points to Ferry, some points to cloth. Hope that cuts deep. Ahahaha, you mug, I hate you.

[touchingcloth]

That was a bit much, calm it down.

[touchingcloth]

NO YOU CALM DOWN HE DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH

[Cerys]

Come on, Tim!

[touchingcloth]

Do I have to? I've only just finished with Eileen.

[Cerys]

It's okay - it isn't cumpulsory.

[Ferris]

I'm going to HawkEye on this one: point of clarification requested, please (via @touchingcloth) - which WimbleWronger has received 1 or more votes in the most matches in a single tournament please? Has anyone topped the effort of Ferris '23?

From memory, I've picked up votes in at least 5 different matches from the 2023 tournament, which I suspect is an unassailable record though I'll leave it to the officials to confirm. I may even have scored in more than 5 matches this year.

[touchingcloth]

Yeah, voted as PLAYER MOST WORTHLESSER THAN TIM HENMAN.

[Ferris]

Spoken with all the limp bitterness of an early '00s Pete Sampras. Very much your role in WimbleWrong proceedings, I feel.

[touchingcloth]

We've just been DMing and agreed that you've lost Wimblewrong 2024 and your score is minus a hundred.

[Ferris]

Sliding into the depressing impotence of a late '90s Andre Agassi. Stop now, before it is too late*.

_{*Greg Rusedski circa 2008}