10 years since this slag

[Dex Sawash]

signed up for cookdandbombd forum. Don't think any active users share the same date but see that @AllisonSays was a few days ahead of me.



Skimming pages before after, I see @Lemming @Kelvin @Nice Relaxing Poo @chutnut and the @great_badir (who respawned but I think no longer posts)

How large of a chunk of your life have you pissed away on cookdandbombd forum.






n.b. if you intend to send me a tin or alumin(i)um gift for the occasion, the links in my profile are all made up for lolz

[shoulders]

How large of a chunk of your life have you pissed away on cookdandbombd forum.

Hahahaha
Haha

...ha

[Sebastian Cobb]

Best Wishes from all the lads on the Ark Royal!

[Buelligan]

Remember when it was all fields round here.

[lauraxsynthesis]

25th anniversary of CaB this August, folks! Thinking of the weekend of 17 August for a meetup in Belfast.

[Better Midlands]

How large of a chunk of your life have you pissed away on cookdandbombd forum.

Desolation.

[curiousoranges]

When I got a new phone two years ago I didn't know my CaB password so made a new account with a very similar name. I cheated death by cloning myself, like a Star Wars baddy.

[AllisonSays]

Here's to ten more years of whatever it is we're all doing!

[jobotic]

Get ten years under my belt this September. Hope I make it!

[hamfist]

Approaching 18 years served. Christ.

Love you Dex. Looking at a little sailboat next week, might finally become a sea-cunt.

[phes]

22 years I think

Desolation.

About to hit my one year anniversary



😬

[Dex Sawash]

Approaching 18 years served. Christ.

Love you Dex. Looking at a little sailboat next week, might finally become a sea-cunt.

nice one

x

[TheAssassin]

Remember when it was all whites round here.

[Butchers Blind]

I'm old enough to remember when it was funny.

[lazyhour]

Damn, it was my 20th anniversary on here on the 7th of this month, and I failed to mark it. 

Love this place.

[Zero Gravitas]

How large of a chunk of your life have you pissed away on cookdandbombd forum.

Wanton abuse of what I think is still a gold member perk, the worse offenders:

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth	1058d 22h 26m
mook	974d 23h 56m
selectivememory	965d 22h 0m
Old Nehamkin	950d 19h 7m
imitationleather	897d 22h 14m
Blumf	889d 16h 16m
biggytitbo	861d 4h 14m
Zetetic	825d 6h 48m
Replies From View	789d 1h 58m
Consignia	758d 5h 42m

[convulsivespace]

My stats

Total posts 561

Total time spent Online 1h 11m

[lauraxsynthesis]

Replies From View has clearly earned the break he's on

Is someone organising an intervention for Claude? Or a prize?

[non capisco]

How large of a chunk of your life have you pissed away on cookdandbombd forum.

INCOMING SINCERE POST
I was gonna say "too many hours than I care to mention!!!!" or similar but the fact remains this place has enriched my life, led to real life friendships and boundless amounts of cultural discovery and long may that continue.

[selectivememory]

selectivememory    965d 22h 0m

Fuck me, I did not need to know this.

[selectivememory]

That's actually horrific. What the fuck? I don't even post that much compared to a lot of you.

[selectivememory]

Anyway, cheers to Dex, a certified GBOL for sure.

[Ferris]

It'll be 7 years in May. You get less for agg assault.

[Captain Z]

A second Dex has hit the forum

[salr]

13 years and 5 months a (mostly lurking) member. Think I was just reading the site/forums for a few years before that without an account.

Found this site while I was looking for information online about Chris Morris. I think the site was linked to or mentioned in a wikipedia article on him.

[Zero Gravitas]

That's actually horrific. What the fuck? I don't even post that much compared to a lot of you.

There are worse sins:

Top 10 Posters

Shoulders?-Stomach!	106,061
Replies From View	97,489
biggytitbo	87,604
BlodwynPig	79,898
Glebe	58,599
Buelligan	47,189
Sebastian Cobb	46,191
idunnosomename	43,304
Cerys	42,273
mook	36,792

Top Topic Starters

Replies From View	2,636
Glebe	2,470
Shoulders?-Stomach!	1,975
itsfredtitmus	1,786
Neil	1,488
poo	1,476
Fambo Number Mive	1,464
madhair60	1,427
biggytitbo	1,184
Small Man Big Horse	1,139
popcorn	1,115

I did once do a visualization that the big commenters numbers are mostly accounted for my arguing with each other, can't find that thread now though.

[Midas]

Top Poster
Midas

[canadagoose]

Just missed my 13-year CaB anniversary. It's a fair chunk out of my life. Apparently I've spent over a solid year online here, which is... eye-opening

[Armed Traffic Warden]

Fuck me, I did not need to know this.

  If you're true to your name, you don't have to know it for long.

[buttgammon]

Coming up to 18 years here next month - that's over half my life!


The Sun are doing a countdown.