Fucked up MSN conversations

[New World Order]

I'm expecting weekender to turn up here.

http://www.perverted-justice.com/

[Dr David V]

Funny? Moderately. Real? Well the way I see it, there's either one very gullable American teenager, or a forum full of very gullable adults. Hm...

[a bald avuncular jew]

Funny? Moderately. Real? Well the way I see it, there's either one very gullable American teenager, or a forum full of very gullable adults. Hm...

Did you know that the word "gullable" isn't actually in the dictionary?  No...really...  Tacit.

Horrible unfunny prank.

[Dr David V]

Did you know that the word "gullable" isn't actually in the dictionary?  No...really...  Tacit.

Really? I could have sworn that I saw it... ooh, you!

(falls over)

[Cerys]

No, he's completely right.  'Gullable' isn't in the dictionary.

[Dr David V]

Oh right, there's an 'i' in it, isn't it. Heh, heh heh, heh.

IGMC.

[danielreal2k]

Initially a funny idea, but you went a bit OTT.

I doubt she would call the police or believe in it that much, but if she did they would probably track your email, IP  just hope you havent registered your name and address to any of those.

[hencole]

One of the most cuntish things I have ever read. Well done. : (

Sort of trick a couple of witless teenagers would do. But its alright 'cos you was drunk.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Oh dear, I appear to have found rather a lot of that very funny indeed.  In particular:

i hope i don't kill myself before the weather gets too nice

I'm a bad man, aren't I.  I'm desperately trying to disapprove, if it's of any consolation to all you nice types.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Yeah I agree. He should have stopped long before she thought he'd just topped himself. That was fucking disgraceful, but most of the rest I found very funny.

[hencole]

Yes it would all be very funny if it didn't invlove a real person of an impressionable age. The fact that you even mention bleeding vaginas and multiple rape is bad enough on its own (and potentialy dangerous for yourself) without the the rest of it. Would you have done it in normal life? Of course not, but it's fine to cowardly type from acroos the Atlantic because you don't get to see the harm it can course.

Perhaps this is just another wind up, which would be an even weirder thing to do.

[Purple Tentacle]

Christ I miss avatars.

[hencole]

Now that was a funny windup.

[pillockandtwat]

Oh fuck. Some of the people on this forum are complete twats.

And that, to me, feels like a restrained understatement.

[gazzyk1ns]

"It's the moralometer, reading zero morals per head..."

[Almost Yearly]

What's a MSN?


As far as I can ever gather, it's a place behind the bogs that stinks of piss, where the grubby little children whisper behind their hands about the goings on in fine blue sky places like CaB. Sometimes one of them breaks away from their shadowy huddle, comes across to the sunny side of the playground and says something like "that girl with the bogeys fancies you," or "ga22y thinks you're over-confident." I think it's probably best ignored. I always think Motor Cycle News when I see it mentioned anyway.

[smoker]

that's annoying. it's tight as fuck, but very funny and i can't balance the two out. maybe you could contact her again and apologise, then everyone would feel better.
or maybe you could tell her sgt. gary raped you. and then have him contact her and suggest meeting for a drink to discuss ana's problems.
or not

[falafel]

Now I'm just struggling to work out who you're taking the piss out of and why...

Meh. I give up.

[a bald avuncular jew]

that's annoying. it's tight as fuck, but very funny and i can't balance the two out.

Are you fucking joking?  Let me clarify for you:  A young teenage girl was tricked into thinking her mate had been raped, and was about to kill herself, just so two drunkards could amuse themselves for an hour or so... Does that make it any clearer?  What sort of an idiot finds this funny bearing in mind what the victim of this sordid little prank was put through?  For fucks sake.

[smoker]

pretend it's not a real girl, and that you know it's one of their mates. then it's very funny, the words and phrases they use. now read it as weakbender claims it is, which is with a real girl, and it's harsh.

[a bald avuncular jew]

pretend it's not a real girl, and that you know it's one of their mates.

"Pretend it's not a real person having their feelings cruelly dicked around with...then it's hilarious!!!"

[Timmay]

I *think*, he's saying that it's a wind up. No? I could be wrong though. Prepares coat, stands at the door ready...

[sick as a pike]

hmm... what's that suspicious stuff from weekender in the  "yet another test thread" in website  whines?

[Silver SurferGhost]

Christ On A Bike, three pages, some of you must have been born yesterday.
It was very funny in parts, but not half as funny as the reaction is. Hmm, I  wonder whose approach that reminds me of...


Anyone interested in investing in some property abroad, then? It's not a timeshare scheme or anything, honest.
.

[9]

It was very funny in parts, but not half as funny as the reaction is.

Yes, this is all hilarious...

[Silver SurferGhost]

Silversufer ghost

Who's that, then? You were just too outraged by all this to spell it properly, weren't you?
I therefore rest my case, or I give in.

Whichever suits you most.
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[9]

*makes a high-pitched wheezing sound which somehow resolves the whole situation*

[Silver SurferGhost]

And weekender laughs maniacally in his mountain lair as he turns brother whore against brother whore....

unless 9 is a lady and then it gets more complicated
.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

"It's the moralometer, reading zero morals per head..."

It's "Its thermoralmometer, reading just two morals per head..."

If he did make that up, then he is more brilliant than I previously thought. Plus, I'm relieved he didn't actually do that to a real 12 year old girl.

[a bald avuncular jew]

Christ On A Bike, three pages, some of you must have been born yesterday.
It was very funny in parts, but not half as funny as the reaction is. Hmm, I  wonder whose approach that reminds me of...


Anyone interested in investing in some property abroad, then? It's not a timeshare scheme or anything, honest.
.

Err, they said back on page one that this happened and that it's not a wind-up.  So if they were lying about that, then that's not clever or anything, it's just lying.