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glebe went to bed with dogshit on his hands and it’s still there

Started by Replies From View, November 28, 2021, 07:33:50 AM

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Quote from: Glebe on November 29, 2021, 06:43:15 PMAnd least it's just my hands and not MY BREATH.

You started this, bro!

How would you know if it's not your breath.

Glebe


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My breath is in my mouth, idiot.  You're thinking of pub furniture.


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Glebe

I 'doughnut' think this thread is very good, eh readers?

READER'S VOICE: I would agree with that it's not up to Replies' usually standards.

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Another new morning:  hello fresh wintry air, hello rising sun, hello dogshit still on glebe's hands

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at which moment will those hands and that dogshit begin to operate as one organism?

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I know you can't teach an old dog new tricks and all that, but glebe could you at least wear a shirt that informs people you have dogshit on your hands?



Glebe


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Quote from: Glebe on November 30, 2021, 08:48:38 AMWhat of it?

It means people will know to stay away from things you have handled and not shake your hands and things like this.

A simple t-shirt or sweatshirt with an easy to read font.

It's about thinking about society for once and not just yourself.

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Glebe


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Morning everyone, hello glebe


Will you be wearing text today glebe

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I see there's been no variance re the dogshit side of things glebe


Maybe about time to wear the text, wouldn't you surmise?  glebe?

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Glebe

Don't understand how people care do much about me going to bed with dog shit on me hands. It's none of you your business.

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glebe, oh hello glebe


It is our business because you are fragrantly tumbling your fingertips upon all the community utensils.


Just put on the sweatshirt will you.  People need to know what's going on so that once you have vacated an area it can be immediately sterilised.

wosl

The sweatshirt will have to be tumbled in the wash, I'm afraid.  It appears to have dog doings on it

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fuck's sake

glebe why won't you just wash your fucking hands.  You are causing such consternation with - look - dogshit where glebe's hands were on the back of that chair


and see the door handle.  now I'll bet loads of people have dogshit on them


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The Dog

Don't see why I should be associated with shit at all. I'll be getting hundreds of PMs now from all Globe fans 'oh, can we have some of that special dog shit for our hands please' its not right.

Glebe