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Bond on a budget

Started by shiftwork2, December 25, 2021, 11:30:54 AM

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shiftwork2

During car chases he stops at a Greggs drive-thru.

Stays in an easyhotel in Val d'Isere.

Posted on a mission to Tokyo, Bond waited three weeks for a reasonable economy airfare.

frajer

"How are we going to get across to Blofeld's volcano lair James?"

"Glass bottomed boat tour, leaves at 4. It's twelve euros each and this twenty's got to last me until we fly home so maybe you hang back."

Fambo Number Mive

Instead of a martini he drinks half a pint of beer.

Goldentony

no tuxedo this year james, just this pair of cockless underpants

THE ARSH IS MISSHING TOO

ah look at that

shoulders

May well a done a rape

- That it is, James of the Bond. That it is.

gib

gadgetwise he gets issued with a watch that has a calculator on it and a knock off swiss army knife

Fambo Number Mive

"Try to avoid travelling outside Zone 4, 007."

Glebe

"Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?"

"No Mr Bond I expect oh hang on fuck's sake the 'lazer' has fallen off again."

the Fallen

sidles along the wall with the drainpipe as cover

Leers out at the target

Bond tattles to Q with his Casio wristwatch

"What's that? Do what Bond does best?"

Dustbin got fucked

Fambo Number Mive

Bond faces off against some henchmen but instead of having guns they are all just going "pow! pow" with their fingers.


shiftwork2

Bond prepares to do a bit of gambling.  £5 Advent Calendar scratchcard.

Goldentony

half of fosters, half of fosters

the Fallen

Touches up foreign women just trying to get by in our sour culture

Raises eyebrow when caught into mirror iPhone app

Ferris

"Pay attention, 007; we will need the original of each receipt as well as the copies faxed to GCHQ"

Ferris

"James; have you considered voluntary redundancy?"

the Fallen

I am a secret agent you know

Taps nose

The Travelodge Wood Green black receptionist she is not impressed

She is to be seduced later.

You, James Bond, pop out for fosters and whatever sandwiches are on offer at Tesco Metro


Not stirred not any of it

shiftwork2

Alerted to the resurgence of SMERSH in Bristol, Bond books a Megabus for 16th January.

Replies From View

Every film has a budget so what does this thread even mean

the Fallen


shiftwork2

Bond is offered 15p to take out Replies; he is successful and puts the money towards a tin of peas.

Ferris

MI5's airmiles play a disproportionate role in the decision to send Our Man to Greece.

shiftwork2

Christmas Bond.  He gets a t-shirt with a bow tie printed on it; makes a mental note to use it as part of a dinner jacket.

Rizla


jobotic


shiftwork2

Instead of hollowing out a volcano in the Sea of Japan area Blofeld launches his space program from Warrington.

frajer


Fambo Number Mive

The man with the gold plated gun

Dr No we can't fund  penis enlargement surgery from our budget Bond

Cash and carry royale

gib


non capisco

"Now pay attention, Bond. You press that button there and a light comes on at the front. Shine it in his eyes."

"Right, a torch. Anything else, Q?"

"Nah." 

Ferris

Bond: does the car turn into a submarine or anything?

Q: not unless Hertz mentioned it, no.