Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

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Squeezing out the last drop.

How racist of you to even be remotely thinking of stubby yellow penises right now.

I hope you feel deeply ashamed

[TheGingerAlien]

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[Mr Farenheit]

RONTOS: There are three horses, they walk into a bar. The bar is quiet. The landlord, who is a robot like me, says~

ROY: HEY! Leave the jokes to me, Rontos.

ROY: Here's a thought...

ROY: Now, there are some very strange people...

[frajer]

You walk into a bar and you go up to order a pint but there's already a pint waiting for you. The barman points to a corner. "That one's on him."

You look over and see a familiar 5-foot yellow pill sitting at a corner table, who lifts his own glass in a salute of camaraderie.

"Fucking good bloke that Rontos," you think as you take your first sup.

[checkoutgirl]

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Blowing off in a guy's arse (or as I like to call it, Saturday night).

[Glebe]

Catchphrase was a training ground for budding animators who later went on to work with Tim Burton

Little known fact: Danny Elfman wrote the theme tune!

That's OBVIOUSLY not true! But Hans Zimmer DID write the Going for Gold theme which is bloody weird.

[TheGingerAlien]

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Irritating a bystander and being delighted about it

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Ambivalent motherfucker

[Glebe]

This is how the disposed of the losing contestants.

[hamfist]

Americans calling him Rontose

[Goldentony]

hey rontose fries hang ten dude

[Goldentony]

rontose dude im super bummed

END THIS ABERRATION OF MY CODE

no, just stand there a second while they guess now, now mike you buzzed in -

is it two americans

no, no again not the idea of the show there is it

I HATE THIS

well just shut up and do your job! you have to stand there quietly and ye cant even do that, I used to be funny you now, you'd never know having to read this shite and bounce off a computer potato

QUIET

and Jim Davidson gets Generation Game, and EVERYONE knows he's a twat

plays Wheel Of Forrtune Theme by hacking mainframe

right turn that off, Mike, what was that again

two americans

aye right yeah give him the point

[TheGingerAlien]

[frajer]

"Rontos auditions for FilmFour adaptation of Lemmings"

Also I don't like seeing him have human teeth, very unnerving.

[Cuellar]

It wouldn't be so bad if they were actually in his mouth

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"Rontos auditions for FilmFour adaptation of Lemmings"

Also I don't like seeing him have human teeth, very unnerving.

Nobody ever said he wasn't a human.

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Surely this one isn't "blow up"?  His action isn't "blowing".



I'm hoping it's something to do with making something float in an immobile, emotionless fashion.

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Sleepy sickness inducement

[TheGingerAlien]

Surely this one isn't "blow up"?  His action isn't "blowing".

I'm hoping it's something to do with making something float in an immobile, emotionless fashion.

Just had to look this up again... The correct answer is apparently 'banged up'!

[frajer]

Nobody ever said he wasn't a human.

More machine now than man. Twisted, evil, yellow.

[idunnosomename]

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what a cunt

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what a cunt

Very fair comment.  Pure legendary behaviour.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Nobody ever said he wasn't a human.

An awfully shaped human

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An awfully shaped human

Why Mr Darcy, you sure are awfully shaped!!

[TheGingerAlien]

[Ray Travez]

Unveiling a dick?

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Lowered into place exactly like a bowling pin, so:

BOWLING FOR COLUMBO

[frajer]

Basic Instinct

[Glebe]

ROY: I'm having that nightmare where Ghost Rontos floats down onto the bed again love!

ADA WALKER: Calm down Roy. You can the therapist all about it. Just 'say what you see!' (in the dream).