Ever poured lit napalm on your ballbag?

[shiftwork2]

Experiences in thread pls

[madhair60]

Caned like fuck

[Lemming]

Just have to run it under the cold tap

[shiftwork2]

Not convinced by all of these straight edge clean shirts staying quiet, speaks volumes

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Had some kind of peppermint shower gel if that counts

[non capisco]

Once, during the first lockdown when I was bored and all there was left on the shelves in Tescos was napalm.

You can't eat it, can you? Might as well pour it on your bollocks.

[Mr Eggs]

Poured the unlit napalm on my ballbag (Scrotum. The scrotum is a sac of skin that hangs from the body at the front of the pelvis, between the legs. It sits next to the upper thighs, just below the penis. The scrotum contains the testicles) and my cock turned right round and drank it before I could apply the lit match.

You could have knocked me down with a feather.

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^ I've had something a bit similar.  Cock saved my life by slurping cyanide-laced Kool-Aid that was meant for my mouth.

[shiftwork2]

Not kink shaming but I fucking knew you'd be into this you dirty fucker.

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It saved my life, you drip


How many of you can say that?  Considering there's only one of you to begin with, I'm going to suggest "not many".