Comprehensive list of boring things

[Ray Travez]

Tap is dripping in the kitchen so you go and turn it off

[Replies From View]

gorman eliot and his pathetic attempts to grow disabled

[Spoon of Ploff]

that bit where your kettle is boiling the water but it hasn't switched off yet and you're waiting for it to switch off...  not that bit... all the other bits around that bit.

[dissolute ocelot]

Dentistry training manuals.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

[shiftwork2]

Weekend World.

[Cuellar]

Your dead dad

[pancreas]

When you've been slowly poisoning your partner over several weeks but it should have been long enough and they're not properly ill yet.

[non capisco]

The 80s children's programme 'Huckleberry Finn and Friends'.

The ennui of sobriety, walking out of an off licence with just unbranded toilet roll.

Listening to someone getting excited because there's a Wendy's in Croydon now.

Mike and the Mechanics.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

shopping for lampshade
typing up the memoirs of a loss adjuster
disposing of residue (miscellaneous)
dado rails and wainscoting
principles of wax formation
keynote speeches
thinking about linoleum

[pancreas]

microwaving two cups of ovaltine

[non capisco]

Crayford, Kent

'I Wanna Wake Up With You' by Boris Gardiner (most boring UK number one)

Schweppes lemonade in a can

An argument about whether or not Harrison Ford was discovered when he was a carpenter on the set of Star Wars

A dwindled heartache, no longer sharply felt but still there

Del Amitri