I'm off to Hollywood!

[selectivememory]

You can be too! Get that pop bubbling!

THIS JUST IN: Shock as Ferris's new manager is boiled, mashed and stewed! Is this the end of the road for the troubled Hollywood star?

[Glebe]

Stay tuned!

[frajer]

Fresh shock throughout Tinseltown as Ferris reveals he's seen the Coyote vs Acme film and says "the only crime is it wasn't binned from a further height. Absolute dog eggs."

😱😱😱

[Ferris]

I'm forming my own group of Hollywood bad boys but I'm a bit stuck on the name.

Rat pack has been done and the frat pack is already taken so I'm thinking the hat pack? Or maybe we do lots of talking and we're the chat pack? It's a challenge.

[popcorn]

Bum Boys

[Ferris]

Was gonna ask you to join but I won't now.

[popcorn]

You don't need to ask 😘

[popcorn]

Wait I've got it

Fanny Pack.

[Ferris]

You're definitely out, it'll be me frajer, Glebe and selectivememory.

I reckon like "the cool dudes" or something?

[Ferris]

Well we'll be the core members but yer kalowskis and touchingcloths etc will be considered members on the Wikipedia page, depending on the projects we work together on.

[popcorn]

all right let's find out, frajer, Glebe, selectivememory, do you want to join my gang (Bum Boys / the Fanny Pack) or Ferris's rubbish celebrity gang.

[Ferris]

You're not even in Hollywood so it'd be a shit gang for idiots

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sadly Ferris is now yet another sad victim of Hollywood, a burnt out husk selling his hoop on Sunset Boulevard for bags of Quavers. A cautionary tale about the perils of fame.

[Ferris]

That's Elderly Sumo Prophecy also out of the gang.

You'll never work in this town again.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't need your fucking gang, I'm creating my own. Mums going to sew patches onto the back of our leather jackets and everything.

[selectivememory]

all right let's find out, frajer, Glebe, selectivememory, do you want to join my gang (Bum Boys / the Fanny Pack) or Ferris's rubbish celebrity gang.

I have to go with Ferris, as he said if I joined his rubbish celebrity gang I could be his butt double in Ferris 3: Ferris Wins the World Series!

[Glebe]

I don't want to join the gang.

[Ferris]

Bang goes your associate producer credit.

[Ferris]

Update: Sam Rockwell has agreed to join my gang but he needs help doing the badges and sewing.

[frajer]

I'M IN!

[frajer]

Guys?

[frajer]

Just got into a scuffle with Chalamet, need gang backup NOW

[Ferris]

Scooter is out of battery so I've left that on charge and nearly at the bus stop now. I'm on my way.

Edit: Rockwell says he can't do gang stuff on Tuesdays (or Saturdays after lunch) so don't think he's coming but that's alright. Just remember for future scuffles we'll be a man down if it's on a Tuesday or Saturday afternoon. Try to scuffle later in the week or early on Saturday if you can, just so's we're full strength.

[frajer]

Just got fucked up by Paul Atreides.

He says I'm his personal popcorn bucket now.

[Ferris]

Got confused about all this Chalamet business and duffed up Finn Wolfhard by mistake. He's probably not going to join now.

[Pink Gregory]

"well there's nothing in the rulebook to say that Ferris can't compete in a game of football..."

[kalowski]

I wouldn't normally share private messages but I have to share the one I just got off Ferris

Deer Kalowski,
I am off to holleewod and think it wuld be grate if you cud join me i have an idea for a wonkerworld things ware we can make loats of stuff from the AI and we coud make some money do you no any umper lumpers coz we can bring them to and then trust me we are in the munny.

[frajer]

Knock-off Wonka? No wonder Chalamet gave me a drubbing!

[Ferris]

Me and Finn talked it out - we've decided that we're out of the gang. We just can't live that cycle of violence any more.

I hope you can all respect my decision.

[Poobum]

Florence Pugh has gone and joined Popcorn's gang but has majorly misunderstood and has just done a drive-by on a Ferris Wheel.