Did Howard....

[monkfromhavana]

And Marina actually ever have sex in Last of the Summer Wine?

Why couldnt they just go to Marina's house? I mean, Pearl obviously knew what was going on.

Apologies to anyone who thought this was a Howard and Hilda thread, but I had to bait and switch it to get the numbers in.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

He got a little bit of the way in in a deleted scene from episode 4, series 29

[monkfromhavana]

He got a little bit of the way in in a deleted scene from episode 4, series 29

That early on?

[Gurke and Hare]

Apologies to anyone who thought this was a Howard and Hilda thread, but I had to bait and switch it to get the numbers in.

I thought it was going to be a Howard Lew Lewis thread you swine.

[Twilkes]

Howard Moon for me. :-/

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Howard Moon for me. :-/

"no"

[Twilkes]

"no"

Total eclipse. :-(

[TheAssassin]

And Marina actually ever have sex in Last of the Summer Wine?

Why couldnt they just go to Marina's house? I mean, Pearl obviously knew what was going on.

Apologies to anyone who thought this was a Howard and Hilda thread, but I had to bait and switch it to get the numbers in.

I got disappointed when Howard's Way was on TV, and Howard wasn't getting his way with Marina.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

You see it all in series 42, episode 3

the one where Compo throws a grandfather clock off a bridge for no reason at all.

the scene in question was inspiration for the Super Furry Animals song "Hanging Like Howard From Last The Summer Wine"

[Jittlebags]

No, but Howard did once get a cloth tit.

[Senior Baiano]

Thought it might be "living to give you extra" Howard, from the Halifax adverts

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Howard's harrowing experiences in a WW2 POW camp meant he could only become aroused when outdoors and at risk of being discovered by the guards the police a party of schoolchildren from Halifax on a Geography field trip.

[dissolute ocelot]

Never knew Howard in Ever Decreasing Circles' full name was Howard Hughes. Did he collect his urine too?

(Not a Howard and Hilda thread alas.)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

If you splice together the film reels from Howards Way and Howards End, it becomes the worst pornography you've ever seen in your life and it syncs up to Wish You Were Here perfectly. you will never guess happens in time to the industrial noises at the start of Welcome to the Machine but you'll consider donating your bicycle to charity after seeing it

[Glebe]

I got disappointed when Howard's Way was on TV, and Howard wasn't getting his way with Marina.

[Frank Wank]

Howard bursts a puppy with his cock

[Senior Baiano]

Could have sworn Howard was wearing braces

[Glebe]

[Barry Admin]

(Not a Howard and Hilda thread alas.)

Yeah Howard and Hilda was my guess too.  Ever Decreasing Circles was magnificent, wasn't it?

Richard Briers plays Martin Bryce, an obsessive, middle-aged man at the centre of his local suburban community in Mole Valley, Surrey.[2][3] This relatively unsympathetic character was the antithesis of Tom Good.[4] Briers said that it was his favourite sitcom role.[5] The show's signature running gag (which appeared in almost every episode) was Martin walking past the telephone in his hallway and turning the receiver around.

Martin is married to the domesticated and patient Ann (Penelope Wilton) and has a settled, orderly lifestyle until he encounters their new next-door neighbour, ex-British Army officer and Cambridge Blue Paul Ryman (Peter Egan). Paul is everything Martin is not – adventurous, laissez-faire, flippant, witty, handsome and charming; in the words of Martin, a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant".[6] He attempts to join in with the activities of Martin and his friends, but his fresh thinking causes Martin to see him as a rival who might want to "take over" Martin's self-appointed role as organiser. Martin's obsession with order and stability also leads him to get upset at Paul's minor changes to routine, such as sitting at a different table in the local pub. Paul runs his own business, a hair salon, and later, a health studio. Martin, by contrast, has a humdrum white-collar job at Mole Valley Valves, a company named after an area of Surrey.

The other regular characters were Howard and Hilda Hughes (Stanley Lebor and Geraldine Newman), another married couple who generally add lighter humour to the plots. They are long-standing friends and neighbours of Martin's, who share some of his obsessiveness whilst having plenty of quirks of their own (such as often wearing "his and hers" matching outfits), but are also attracted by Paul's personality. Although Howard and Hilda are often seen as being rather timid, they have strong moral values and can be very forthright in chastising other characters (usually Martin or Paul) when they believe them to have done something wrong.

An undercurrent running throughout the series is the unresolved sexual tension and flirting between Paul and Ann.

Such a brilliant situation.

[sevendaughters]

As a young'un I never understood why Howard was so scared of his mum.

[Oh, Nobody]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

And did Howard in ancient time

Wank on Marina's mound his cream?

[dissolute ocelot]

Off to Yorkshire in his flying bathtub.



Foggy's let himself go

[BlodwynPig]

Robert Fyfe starred in British sci-fi creeper Xtro!

[gilbertharding]

Yeah Howard and Hilda was my guess too.  Ever Decreasing Circles was magnificent, wasn't it?

Such a brilliant situation.

Thread here from when it was repeated a few years ago:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=95463.0

Another thread from 2004, when as far as I know it hadn't been repeated for ages:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=252.0

And another one which delves into the weirdness:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=3704.0

[Tony Yeboah]

Who gives you extra?

[Glebe]

Robert Fyfe starred in British sci-fi creeper Xtro!

And more recently the Wachowski's Cloud Atlas (see above gif).

But speaking of the other Howard and EDC, just watched Peter Egan in Tales of the Unexpected episode 'Pattern of Guilt' on Sky Arts recently.

[chocolate teapot]

And Marina actually ever have sex in Last of the Summer Wine?

Why couldnt they just go to Marina's house? I mean, Pearl obviously knew what was going on.

Apologies to anyone who thought this was a Howard and Hilda thread, but I had to bait and switch it to get the numbers in.

Marina lived with her mum so that probs stopped her inviting Howard round. It's implied Clegg and Marina had sex in a lift.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

It's implied Clegg and Marina had sex in a lift.

easy mistake to make but you're clearly misremembering the classic claymation short A Grand Day Out

[dissolute ocelot]

Or possibly the Aerosmith song.