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If You Could Send A Five Word Message To Anyone In History

Started by Dr Rock, July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AM

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willbo


dissolute ocelot


Kankurette

Klaus von Stauffenberg: use more bombs, Hitler 'splode.
Attila the Hun: get your nose checked out.

Virgo76

Quote from: Mr Vegetables on July 06, 2022, 12:08:50 AMNo, you have to send the message into touchingcloth's past; you've gone and put it into their future by mistake
Ah!

Replies From View

Quote from: Virgo76 on July 03, 2022, 04:02:15 PMA bit pedantic but he actually couldn't have ducked as he was wearing a corset to alleviate back trouble. Had he been able to duck, he'd have ducked after the first bullet (which was non-fatal).

in other words he actively chose a nice bit of back-stiffening action over being safe from a gun

he had all the information and made the choice he made whilst fully informed

superthunderstingcar

Quote from: Replies From View on July 06, 2022, 05:55:54 PMin other words he actively chose a nice bit of back-stiffening action over being safe from a gun

he had all the information and made the choice he made whilst fully informed
Especially considering all of the five-word warning messages that had just arrived.

Fr.Bigley


Noodle Lizard

To: Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Message:  "How about just don't bother?"

Kankurette


Paul Calf

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 03, 2022, 11:10:12 AMtim berners-lee: the internet was a mistake

[Tim Berners-Lee to you}: I didn't invent the internet.

dissolute ocelot


Kankurette

Emiliano Sala: STAY OFF THAT FUCKING PLANE.
Amy Winehouse: soft drinks only, dump Blake.
Lostprophets: Watkins fucks babies, sack him.
Sheffield Wednesday: give your goalie a testimonial.
Colleen Rooney: you're too young for Wayne.
Diego Maradona: stay off the gak, shorty.

Stigdu


Stonefish


dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Stonefish on July 07, 2022, 03:41:04 PMGeorge W. Bush: Bin Laden Determined To Strike
Ah but Bush knew that was coming, thanks to a message from the future, and let them destroy the WTC to provoke a war with Iraq.

superthunderstingcar


JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: dissolute ocelot on July 07, 2022, 07:00:53 PMAh but Bush knew that was coming, thanks to a message from the future, and let them destroy the WTC to provoke a war with Iraq.

I dunno about Bush, but Prince knew.

pandadeath


To former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, yesterday: Avoid Nara; dodge a bullet.

Ian Drunken Smurf


Goldentony

JFK reading the phrase 'ARSE TIT VON PENIS BOLLOCKS' just as he was about to shit his back out the wrong end would be alright

imitationleather


superthunderstingcar


dissolute ocelot


Dr Rock

Tom Moore - Charity Alleviates The State's Responsibility