My nudity

[popcorn]

You just can't let it go, can you?

You just can't accept it when a man embraces his bodily freedom.

[Glebe]

All I know is that a sheep has escaped. It is nude, and proud of it.

[Glebe]

Any nudes news? It's been awhile since we heard from the Naked Sheep!

[popcorn]

Yesterday was very windy and my underpants were blown off my body and into the neighbour's garden.

[Glebe]

Put that fleece back on!

[popcorn]

Oh, pardon me. Do you object to my taking responsibility of my personal pleasure?

[Glebe]

Cover up, for goodness' sake!

[selectivememory]

Oh, pardon me. Do you object to my taking responsibility of my personal pleasure?

No, that's quite alright. So will you have still or sparkling water, sir?

[popcorn]

Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. Do you find something hard to swallow about my newly opened erotic boutique?

[Glebe]

Dirty get!

[popcorn]

I break down barriers of what it looks like to be empowered and harness a unique embodied sensuality. I will not have my narrative changed.

[selectivememory]

I ... harness a unique embodied sensuality.

Nah, I've seen all of Glebe's bums, and he harnesses an embodied sensuality that is identical to the one you harness

[popcorn]

stop changing my narrative!

[Glebe]

The Naked Sheep.

[popcorn]

They call me the Eroticism Genius.

[popcorn]

Consider making time for erotic intimacy from now on.

[popcorn]

Not only do I wake up looking good as fuck but My ab line is MORE defined than i've seen it in ages... Like damn i look GOOOD. It's like 14 year olds me wet dream (i was an obese teenager and loved taco bell)

[Glebe]

We can't respond as we are quietly getting on with our work.

[Poobum]

Those yoga poses, they really show off the tendon, the muscle. Such great definition. You're popping. My, my, my.

[popcorn]

Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. Do you find something hard to swallow about my newly opened erotic boutique?

The erotic boutique is now closed.

[Glebe]

This sheep still nude?

[pancreas]

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The erotic boutique is now closed.

Are you still fulfilling existing orders? I ordered a silk [REDACTED] designed that an extremely young [REDACTED] could use to excite my [REDACTED] with a free [REDACTED] to catch any consequent blood and [REDACTED].

[popcorn]

Oh they've been filled all right. They've been filled right up.

[Ferris]

This whole concept is reductive as compared to the stuff I've been coming up with.

It's pathetic

[Russ L]

Mutton undressed as lamb.

[popcorn]

I won't be told what to do by a robot of the patriarchy.

[pancreas]

Guys, I think this has gone on long enough. Shall we ...

... DRESS him?

[Glebe]

Wish this guy would put some fleece on. If he keeps it up it'll be mutton f'suppa!

(Mash 'im!)