A video of a snake that will make you jump.

[Fry]

Olive Python

Let's talk about weird pets to have! What pets do you think would be sweet to own, and why? Like, I've always been fond of cows. Docile, loyal, free milk and rides. Kind of cute too (big eyelashes and absent, gormless expressions are fantastic). Although I'd need a lot of space to house them, so they can roam. If they could breed a cow the size of a pig, something like that.

I mainly just wanted to show you that video.

[Zero Gravitas]

Now FOF.

[sen]

It'd be like having a backpack that slowly moved around the place.

[doppelkorn]

Donkey - the thinking man's horse

[Cerys]

It'd be like having a backpack that slowly moved around the place.

Tickling Slow Loris

Cutest Baby Sloths Ever...

I have melted.

[jutl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMKTnSRsKM

Mystery of the crapping sloth

[Blue Jam]

No contest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

[Small Man Big Horse]

Donkey - the thinking man's horse

I've ranted about my hatred of donkeys in the past, so won't repeat myself. But you truly couldn't be more wrong.

[Utter Shit]

My animal would beat the living shit out of your animals. Just for a laugh.

Welcome to the honey badger, nature's madman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U

[biggytitbo]

He's ready to jump

[small_world]

Yeah, if they could do a mini-cow (mini-milk?) that'd be pretty cool.

Until then though, there's always this...


Fucking Axolotl.

[Zero Gravitas]

That's the wrong kind of neotony.

[Blue Jam]

I saw some of these last week, they're cute in their own strange little way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iPRaM8Slhs

[doppelkorn]

I've ranted about my hatred of donkeys in the past, so won't repeat myself. But you truly couldn't be more wrong.

I think we're going to fall out big time. Big time.

[Zero Gravitas]

Delicious Urechis unicinctus or 'gaebul' or 'sea penis'



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvLhb-iyXKE

That's the worst food ever, and like so many disgusting things, it does wees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCvLjfvbpT4

[doppelkorn]

A hagfish

[2 Light Ales Please]

Donkey - the thinking man's horse

I've always thought a donkey is what you'd get if you asked a child to design you a horse.

[Blue Jam]

Welcome to the honey badger, nature's madman.

HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

[Jemble Fred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMKTnSRsKM

Mystery of the crapping sloth

I like to think that the look of despair that poor chap gives in the last second of the video is the slow realisation that now millions of people will see him take a dump.

[Blue Jam]

Perhaps the sloth is Kif Kroker to Attenborough's Zapp Brannigan.

[Jemble Fred]

I love the completely inappropriate use of music on this footage of some bitch taunting a small jerboa being held prisoner out of its natural habitat.

トビネズミ（greater Egyptian jerboa）

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Mr. Show: Sulu the Iguana

[Dead kate moss]

Scary shit the legendary chupacabra caught on tape

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3974778344009690349#

[MissInformed]

The video of the snake did not make me jump - I didn't even flinch. Who do I see about getting a refund?