FROG PORN

[Smeraldina Rima]

(d)a person performing an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive)

Strictly speaking, we are all animals. The argument for intellectual and spiritual transcendence is probably better made whilst we're not extending ourselves in solitary fervour. Having said this most non-human animals would struggle both to hold an iphone with their weak "hand" and to masturbate with their best. Frogs might be able to get a basic grip with capillarity. Unfortunately for the frog, it has an interior reproductive system. Just one of God's cruel jokes.

[momatt]

Check sub-section (7)(d): Extreme Pornography

Fingering or tea-bagging seem Ok though!

Illegal - "a person performing an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive)"

Awesome, thanks!  There's a loop-hole here though - just say it's art.  Then it's not pornography and he'll be fine.

Smeraldina Rima -  you make a damn good point.  Assuming your not a fungus or a plant, then you must be an animal.  So all porn's technically illegal now?  Bugger.

[Zero Gravitas]

The cheeky swines left an obvious loophole of buttock caning until welts are produced and blood flows.

Surely Prince William's freaky influence