Laughable News: Gary Glitter auditioning for X Factor?

[mycroft]

...or just an unfortunately misguided beard? Your Supa-Soaraway investigates...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3452745/Is-this-Gary-Glitter-at-X-Factor-auditions.html

"When I tried to take his picture he kept turning away."

Obvious paedo behaviour.

(the same Horrified Onlooker) told how the man queued for eight hours - swearing about the cold and singing: "Why are we effing waiting?"

Even obviouser paedo behaviour.

Still, if it was him he'd be a darn sight better than the usual auditionees: I heard that unfortunate woman who did the bizarre Duffy cover last year is back for more this year. And according to the article, one of Glitter's aliases is Horace Hydrogen, and that's a great name for a pop star.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

The loathed pop paedo

What a lovely turn of phrase.

[Smeraldina Rima]

The popular paedophile, loathed by hipsters...

[thecuriousorange]

Horace Hydrogen. Yeah, that's a run of the mill name that won't arouse suspicion.

It makes him sound like even more of a baddy than he already is.

[mycroft]

It makes him sound like even more of a baddy than he already is.

(shurely 'Gaddy' - Ed.)

Also, wasn't 'pop paedos' what Alan Freeman called his listeners?