How many keys do you really have control over?

[holyzombiejesus]

None at the moment as my bike's broken, I don't bother locking my locker at work and we leave our front door on the latch. Sometimes, if we're expecting a parcel, I'll go to work and leave the front door ajar.

[Ferris]

88 on the upright in the living room but only 73 on the fender Rhodes in the basement.

[imitationleather]

Yo, "The Worst Thread on CaB Ever" called. It wants some recognition!

[imitationleather]

Aliens will read this one day and be like "That planet is not worth attacking."

Which sucks for for them because it IS.

[Dex Sawash]

MV Dali- hold my beer

[shoulders]

I'm delighted with the performance of this thread and the industrial aggregate one, it feels good to be seeing the ball nicely, another big knock is around the corner.

[Dex Sawash]

A fine distraction from the who is most left contest

[seepage]

front door x 2; back door x 2; side gate x 1; windows x 4; rhino shutters x 2 (11)

[AngryGazelle]

More than Scarface himself, mate.

[buttgammon]

Lots of keys but not a lot of control. If my in-laws, my work, my landlord, my mum and my nana all ordered a recall on keys for their properties, I'd be left with nothing but the key for a (broken) suitcase lock and my Clubcard.

[The Bumlord]

Two.

1 - Front door
2 - Bedroom door, which I lock for my own private reasons

[madhair60]

is it because you're wanking in there and don't want to get caught

[Ferris]

is it because you're wanking in there and don't want to get caught

No mate it's because he's weeks away from finalizing nuclear fusion and doesn't want to be distracted, of course he's doing sado-wanks in there, christ.