such brilliant sayings

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some people don't HAVE to SEARCH

they SEARCH to HAVE

[the Fallen]

I don't kill the paedos, I paedo the killers

[the Fallen]

"I just don't know what you want anymore. I am leaving!"

Man where did all the women pick this phrase up anyway? I must have heard it eighteen times and that's just me

Women's Hour most probs

[Huxleys Babkins]

Give a man a pair of trousers and he can keep his arse warm for a week. Give a man his own textile factory and he can keep his arse warm for a lifetime.

[the Fallen]

Start all the clocks

[idunnosomename]

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[jobotic]

Don't goose a bum, bum a goose

[Sebastian Cobb]

"shove it up your arse"

[Ray Travez]

I loved this one from Ant Middleton's book, "Ghostwritten Military Aphorisms for Boys"-

" When you're in a war, you should never look over your shoulder, because the enemy is always one step ahead"

I like to ponder that every time I'm in a war.

[Sebastian Cobb]

"you've got shit shoes on you shitty shoed bastard"

[Glebe]

'Pop y'curdles in a basket!' as we say around here with a cheeky wink!