The Last CaB post that made you GUFF-FOUR : The LOLy and the IV

[Kankurette]

Just for that I'm tempted to get someone to install a card operated access turnstile on your cave

[Blue Jam]

You can't make a Donlette without breaking a few Gregs.

:D

[Underturd]

What absolute twaddle.

Context isn't important, it was the wording that set me off.

[flotemysost]

Enjoying the lanyards chat a lot.

'Lanyards'. Sounds like a 1970's BBC costume drama.

I can visualise that. 'Lanyards' is the name of a sprawling Manor House, presided over by a Lord and Lady of the same name:

'Last night I dreamt I went to Lanyards again'.

One Man, Two Lanyards is a play by Richard Bean, an English adaptation of Servant of Two Lanyards (Italian: Il servitore di due padroni), a 1743 Commedia dell'arte style comedy play by the Italian playwright Carlo Goldoni, and they're loving it on the Cookd and Bombd forum.

[idunnosomename]

Italian for lanyard is actually cordino. Due cordini.

[Cleveland Steamer]

"Lanyard" is an anagram of "dry anal".

[Sonny_Jim]

Loved all the Peep Show ones but this one was the best imo:

Mmm! Warm copies of the WPATH files make everything better.

[buttgammon]

Thank you! It definitely wasn't a shameless attempt to get in this thread or anything.

[The Dog]

"Lanyard" is an anagram of "dry anal".

Pretty sure anagrams have been debunked.

[anton dick]

Legend Gary is an anagram of "Lanyerd egg"

Say it in a Newfoundland accent, it works.

[Butchers Blind]

https://www.stereogum.com/2257275/vinyl-artwork-rejected-by-paul-mccartney-for-being-too-unflattering-is-being-auctioned-for-charity/news/

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[madhair60]

Poo's latest had me shaking.

[Glebe]

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Definitely inspired by BN Biscuits.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just the bluntness of this, in reply to Jockice:

thats not a very good anecdote

[Cleveland Steamer]

Poo's latest had me shaking.

I liked that one, too

[Blue Jam]

That'd explain the distinct series of five loud 'pops' I heard in the distance yesterday.

[Kankurette]

I didn't even see the thread and I already knew what it was about.

[shiftwork2]

Just the bluntness of this, in reply to Jockice:

Hilarious.

[Kankurette]

God being a capricious twat yet again

[Mx Wrongs]

[Kankurette]

I was going to post that, but you beat me to it!

[Blue Jam]

Is that a reference to something? Please someone tell me, this is driving me mad.

[Dex Sawash]

Yeeeaaarss ago I'm in the pub midweek with GF having the breakup convo. She goes to the loo for a sniffle and bloke sidles up with a pintpot full of coins and says You in the quiz mate? Two quid a team, and I go Wha? Er yeah ok. So for the rest of the evening she's like It's not you it's me and I'm listening out for Which midlands team won the FA cup in 1987 and sneaking the answer behind my glass while she's blowing her nose. End of night I'm up on stage for the tie-break, which year did the Titanic sink, closest answer wins. Boom! Twenty quid to me. She's like This is exactly what I've been talking about and I'm like come on, we can have a chinese.

[McFlymo]

healthy bonce tissue

[Vodkafone]

Chances are he probably won't go to jail, knowing the difficulties that knights have being prosecuted.

All the armour and helmets make it very hard to get a positive ID

[Glebe]

"Oh you do! Wonderful! My name? Norm!"

A limited print edition of How I Defeated the Minotaur by Norm gets passed to a bike courier.

A belated chuckle at that! Minotaur eggs all round!🥚

[frajer]

A belated chuckle at that! Minotaur eggs all round!🥚

Cheers Glebe! Shamelessly cribbed from yours :)

[Glebe]

Keep the minotaur egg rollin'!😉

[Kankurette]

'Better a rapist than a Papist'

[flotemysost]

All the tenuous weed puns in the Who would want to own this? thread are SENDING me.