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Have we had a jokes thread in a while?

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by famethrowa

REPLIES CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE 16:00-22:00.

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by Glebe

Desolation: The Malignant Seven

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Today at 10:55:00 PM
by pancreas

Shipwreck drill everyone! Remember: women and children last!!

Started by Replies From View

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Views: 18

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by Glebe

WimbleWrong 2022

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Views: 409

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by Ferris

It's popcorn's turn for a ruined organism on Sunday morning

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
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I hate your pet snake and/or spider/rat please get a proper pet

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Bungle's jobs

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by Glebe

Things your dad is still doing.

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Today at 03:28:28 PM
by ImmaculateClump

'Glyn Valley' Artificial Grass

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Steve Coogan has a go at DR. LACK OF ABILITY TO VERBALISE LANGUAGE

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by itsfredtitmus

That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas

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by Spoon of Ploff

untitled new thing (comics)

Started by madhair60

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by Spoon of Ploff

Cookdandboobd.

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Alan Pooh

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Imagine an alternate reality where 'fucked' means 'cooked' and vice versa

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by Famous Mortimer

Public announcement: Scregg™

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by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

new board game called YOU AREN’T VERY GOOD

Started by Replies From View

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Views: 140

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by Glebe

Shat-hee-ee-eoar-ouv-ear-nnn

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Views: 55

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by Glebe

mrs bucket giving richard a big ol tit job and him spunking all over her back

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by Fambo Number Mive

Things you didnt know about London's Crossrail

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Tom Cruise Has Three 'Obscene' Stunts Planned For Mission: Impossible 7

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you are in the market for so many things right now

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by Glebe

Kenny Rogers - The Guy Who Flew Into China's Restricted Airspace

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by Goldentony

you get to teach shiftwork2 one thing. what will it be

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by Fambo Number Mive

gonna make your elbows into fool’s elbows, boy

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by Glebe

Genuine congrats and big thanks to Saputo UK and their Cathedral City brand team

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Yesterday at 10:39:16 AM
by shoulders

can't fuck a gingerbread man all at once

Started by Replies From View

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Views: 33

May 25, 2022, 06:29:47 PM
by Replies From View

Have we had an arms race in HS Art before?

Started by Replies From View

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by Poobum

tom cruise has three tits in top gun but he has three tits

Started by Goldentony

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Views: 109

May 25, 2022, 02:56:17 PM
by Replies From View

Lanky quiz show co-presenters have considerable chode suction and is impressive!

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May 25, 2022, 02:40:02 PM
by Glebe

MAY DEAL

Started by shoulders

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Views: 37

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by shoulders

Would Sir prefer hot tar funneled into his arsehole before or after Evensong?

Started by famethrowa

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Views: 49

May 25, 2022, 10:31:52 AM
by Replies From View

Delighted to announce that Replies is a big racist!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 8
Views: 187

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by madhair60

LEGEND GARY PART TWO

Started by Fambo Number Mive

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May 25, 2022, 07:24:27 AM
by shoulders

Ferris is now completely automated

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Views: 313

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by idunnosomename

COULD A SAMURAI SWORD CUT THROUGH A DINNER TABLE IN ONE GO

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by Glebe

Birds Eye Portentous Waffles

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by Glebe

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Views: 329

May 24, 2022, 03:35:22 PM
by Replies From View

Harsh new measures to punish and destroy sicko predators

Started by shoulders

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Views: 87

May 24, 2022, 09:28:06 AM
by shoulders

Excuse me, why do all football teams have “arse” in their name?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 15
Views: 285

May 24, 2022, 06:21:21 AM
by Ian Drunken Smurf

Confess if you are a crone

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 140

May 24, 2022, 02:12:01 AM
by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

There will be loaves of Hovis harvested from your buttocks

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 103

May 24, 2022, 12:41:26 AM
by Glebe

There are schemes afoot to ejaculate throughout all of your laundry basket

Started by Replies From View

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Views: 75

May 23, 2022, 11:11:12 PM
by Poobum

The arse that walked to Land's End!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 56

May 23, 2022, 11:02:35 PM
by Glebe

Conditioned to involuntarily start wanking upon hearing the 6 o'clock news theme

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 86

May 23, 2022, 10:47:12 PM
by Glebe

Perform a sexual act!

Started by popcorn

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Views: 414

May 23, 2022, 10:25:28 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Comedians Become Voyeurs

Started by Satchmo Distel

Replies: 14
Views: 379

May 23, 2022, 09:38:58 PM
by Captain Z

Coprophile's Moviebook

Started by Jittlebags

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May 23, 2022, 08:43:23 PM
by Poobum

Mentald

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Views: 181

May 23, 2022, 07:13:15 PM
by shoulders

Monst

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Views: 149

May 23, 2022, 05:41:31 PM
by ImmaculateClump

It is far too decadent to have our own penises.

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 107

May 23, 2022, 03:45:06 PM
by Replies From View

May as well pour coffee grounds into your bed, yes?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 26
Views: 293

May 23, 2022, 03:04:55 PM
by Glebe

You're making me dizzy pumpingthisjunkinto my mind

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 95

May 23, 2022, 08:13:03 AM
by Glebe

the song Hot Hot Hot by Arrow but it's ROBO COP COP COP

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 9
Views: 355

May 22, 2022, 05:02:26 PM
by Fambo Number Mive