Public announcement: Scregg™

[ImmaculateClump]

The egg marketing board have decided they want to appeal to a younger demographic and have begun rebranding some egg based dishes.

Scrambled egg will now be known as "Scregg", and scrambled egg on toast will become "Screggy plus".
Please update your journals accordingly.

"Can't get enough of that sweet sweet Scregg. It is bad and evil"

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What are the options vis-a-vis torching and scrapping this?

[Ferris]

Fried egg will be Fregg^TM?

[ImmaculateClump]

It's not that simple, but yes.

[ImmaculateClump]

New campaign.

[Ferris]

Needs a more positive spin, like how former users left the Fregg^TM behind.

"Ah was oahn the scrambled egg Scregg^TM for three year; and that was tae get us ahf the stuff".

[ImmaculateClump]

It's true that scregg is a gateway to fregg, but I don't think they want people going back the way they came.
With the campaign, I think they're going for the allure of the abyss.
That cool and edgy vibe that comes from genuinely not caring anymore and wilfully sliding down the fregg banister to oblivion.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

WTF i thought this was a new kind of drugs

[The Bumlord]

[ImmaculateClump]

Oohoo! Getting pegged tonight, lads.

[Glebe]

"I approve!" - Egg Wallace™.