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tom cruise has three tits in top gun but he has three tits

Started by Goldentony, May 25, 2022, 12:08:30 AM

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Goldentony

big fuck off set of double D honkers that give the enemy a benny on and they crash the fucking planes

Pink Gregory

tom cruise he has three titties
three titties has tom cruise
if he didn't have three titties
he wouldn't be tom cruise

Goldentony

only got two hands so when he milks them outwhile he's flying his cock has to fly the jet

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Quote from: Pink Gregory on May 25, 2022, 02:09:41 AMtom cruise he has three titties
three titties has tom cruise
if he didn't have three titties
then what name would he choose

I saw three tits come sailing in,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
I saw three tits come sailing in,
But flying because it was Top Gun

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LITTLE DONJEY LITTLE DONKEY
ON A ROTTED CORPSE
HAS THREE TITS ON
LITTLE DONKEY
NOW IT IS A HORSE



(because famously the way to engineer horse is to glue three tits onto a donkey that has formerly been used as decoration for a corpse)