new board game called YOU AREN’T VERY GOOD

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[Fambo Number Mive]

A ten sided dice and the playing pieces are in the shape of a pair of underpants, a small turd, James Corden and Rory Stewart.

[madhair60]

the board, when fully opened up, is an off-grey void apart from the tiny legend "just fuck off" in the very middle

[Huxleys Babkins]

Picked up a chance card and it's just a picture of everyone I've ever known rolling their eyes.

[danwho9]

Jeremy Paxman is the face of it.

[Fambo Number Mive]

The rules are written in Wingdings and the box smells of arse hair.

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The lid of the box has this on it:

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Big box of tokens in the middle, none for you. You don't deserve any.

[Poobum]

Constantly releasing spiders, drowning you in a fidgeting cascade of legs and plump berry like bodies. You have won.

[Famous Mortimer]

The rules are written on that "magic eye" paper, which everyone else can read perfectly but is just a bunch of coloured dots to you

[Glebe]

Milton Bradley "running out of ideas."

[The Bumlord]

The back of the box is just photos of hundreds of attractive women laughing themselves sick at your cock