The Final Frontier?

[gazzyk1ns]

"Speed", I think.

[hencole]

No it was 'The bus that could never slow down'.


simpson gag

[Almost Yearly]

French women really do use their babies to stop the traffic for them. I experienced this whilst driving an overladen van with shit brakes. Scary.

And yes, a woman in the road with a pram in this country has probably been forced off the pavement by its narrowness or a bloke with a ladder or an ignorant granny with a burberry trolley or some other bit of unthinkingness on someone's part. And yes, the next generation are more important than your journey time, you self-regarding tossers.

I've switched sides, you see.

[Johnny Yesno]

And yes, a woman in the road with a pram in this country has probably been forced off the pavement by its narrowness or a bloke with a ladder or an ignorant granny with a burberry trolley

Or some kebab-cripple who has to park his fucking car across the entire pavement so he doesn't slow the traffic while he makes the arduous 2 metre journey to fill his fucking face. What really makes me apoplectic is the number of kebab-, cashpoint- and video-cripples that have a fucking "Baby on Board" sign on their car.
And - breathe. Note to self: it's Friday.