How were you born?

[biggytitbo]

Via the fanny? Caesarian section? Immaculate conception? Spawn of Satan?

[Cerys]

Well, there was this jackal and some nuns.  It's all a bit hazy after that.

[Cambrian Times]

I was face down and got stuck, so they had to rush my mum in for an emergency C-section. My arm got cut by a surgeon's scalpel and I still have the scar. We both nearly died and I could have been left brain damaged, but heho, guess I was lucky.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

With a silver spoon in my mouth. An emergency spoonectomy sorted me out though.

[alan nagsworth]

It was a water birth. I shot out unaided at five hundred miles an hour and skimmed seventeen times!

[Danger Man]

I was face down and got stuck

I got stuck as well and they had to fly my mother to another hospital to be able to pull me out.

I don't know why I had to go to another hospital and I haven't asked for details. Not a very exciting story but I sometimes wonder if 'place of birth' only refers to when you are fully out, or if I can claim to have been born in two hospitals.

[AsparagusTrevor]

I believe there was some form of winch and pulley system involved, if my birthing video is anything to go by. You've all probably seen it on You've Been Framed, £250 bought a lot of nappies back then.