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Slow Site

Started by Blumf, September 17, 2010, 12:25:09 PM

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Why so slow?

The Jews!
3 (27.3%)
Evangelical militant extremist atheists
3 (27.3%)
The Pope
0 (0%)
Because you touch yourself at night
1 (9.1%)
Because Neil touches himself at night
0 (0%)
The painful weight of unrealistic hopes
0 (0%)
Paddy Kielty's Magic Internet Anchor
1 (9.1%)
Half of Will Smith
0 (0%)
Gizzly Shitter
0 (0%)
The Jackson 12
0 (0%)
Overcoat Bullshitter Corp.
0 (0%)
The Miserable Cunts At The Train Station
0 (0%)
Some Artist Cunt Fucking It Up For Everyone As Part Of Some Installation
0 (0%)
Steven Seagal
0 (0%)
A load of orange skinned PA's
1 (9.1%)
People who wear those shirts with white collars and cuffs and a pastel body
1 (9.1%)
Some weird guy with soot on have chest
0 (0%)
Lonnie Donnegan
0 (0%)
Donnie Lonnegan
0 (0%)
Don Warrington
0 (0%)
Midget Risgby Bothering Evil Midget BASTARD
1 (9.1%)
Torchy Watson Inc.
0 (0%)
It's still 1993
0 (0%)
Too many losers
0 (0%)
...hand Eric Clapton
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Blumf

This place is taking forever to load threads n stuff. Who do we blame?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

It went down altogether for half an hour earlier.

I wondered whether it was just me.

Guy

Squarepusher's revenge.

Neil

I'll have a look at this now, although I'm rather busy, but various other bits of the site have been getting progressively slower, and timing out.  I'll try optimising the tables and see how that goes [nb]Although it should be set to do that every week or so anyway, so it may not help.[/nb], so the forum may get even slower for a bit.  It's probably getting near the time where I just need to archive everything off to another server.

Doomy Dwyer

I had to do some work just now to while away the hours. Whatever's going on I don't like it.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Seems like every 18 months or so the site conks out and needs to move house.

Neil

It turns out that someone is abusing the shared server that CaB is hosted on, and they're investigating at the moment.  I really hope this fixes the other problems I was having with some of the adminy bits of the site.  A relief either way, and things should go back to normal shortly.

Blumf

Quote from: Neil on September 17, 2010, 02:22:10 PM
It turns out that someone is abusing the shared server that CaB is hosted on

So it was the Pope!

Jemble Fred

It's too fast now. I keep reading threads without taking anything in.