Newcastle penguin research

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Dr Richard Bevan, penguin expert (hereafter PE): Right, that's me off to Antarctica then, study them penguins.

A woman, presumably his wife (hereafter W): Oh yes.

Pause.

W: Why are you going again?

PE: I want to see what they do there, write it down.

W: Does it matter what they're doing?

PE: Yes, not only do I find it all fascinating but I feel it needs to be documented.

W: For whom, the common man?

PE: No, the next generation of 'PEs'

W: Fuck, I bet they're budding.

PE: Fuck. Yes, they're keen, horny for fucking penguin lore.

W: Bet you're not going there to look at them, are you.

PE: No, I'm gonna put the penguins in fruit machines out there.

W: You mean mash them in where the coins come out?

PE: Yeah that or whatever really.

W: lol fuck off then

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