You've really made a mess of your life, haven't you?

[shiftwork2]

Yes you have.

[shiftwork2]

Half-mast trousers.  Bowl cut.

[shiftwork2]

Your partner thinks you smell of chips.

[Rizla]

You are wearing your dad's tie as a belt.

[The Dog]

Pretending to be a dog on the internet.

[Replies From View]

bolted your buttocks together because you saw them doing it on jackass

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Keep returning to that account on a comedy forum that you signed up to 16 years ago.

[Cuellar]

You're wearing your dad's belt as a tie

[Ferris]

Still - you have to laugh don't you eh?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Getting a name for yourself as a local smegma operator

[Replies From View]

Can't even sustain a Laurel and Hardy watch-along thread you thorough waste of human tissue and bones



FUCK OFF INNER VOICE I WILL GET BACK TO IT

[Glebe]

Yeah. Me wife left me when I lost it all on the nags.