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Punk rock sensation IDLES are BACK, BACK, BACK, baby!

Started by The Mollusk, January 17, 2024, 11:38:31 AM

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The Mollusk

Quote from: Ike and Tina Tuna on January 17, 2024, 06:32:02 PMCan't wait to see what happens when someone suggests IDLES for the 'music you're scared to admit you like' thread.

People can like whatever they want - some of my friends and even my own dad are IDLES fans. I just have very strong opinions on why they're total honking crap and the exemplification of how to do modern day punk rock entirely wrong.

Quote from: The Mollusk on January 17, 2024, 07:07:53 PMPeople can like whatever they want - some of my friends and even my own dad are IDLES fans. I just have very strong opinions on why they're total honking crap and the exemplification of how to do modern day punk rock entirely wrong.
Yeah I agree completely, it just amused me. Sorry if it came across as a dig!

The Mollusk

No worries! Just be aware this exchange will be documented very literally (with me coming out on top) in my new song Never Fight A Man With A Pun Username.

Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: jobotic on January 17, 2024, 06:46:29 PMWhere do Slaves fit in?

That was too edgy, they're called Soft Playdo or something else now.

iamcoop

Their music is shit but they seem to have a big community of fans who would die for them, and appear to find solace in each other. Can't really see that as a bad thing, no matter how seemingly hollow and contradictory their ethos seems to be.

Durance Vile

The worst thing about this new single is that while you can normally switch the radio off as soon as you hear them, this time you think there's a nice bit of Dean Martin coming up before these clodhopping berks kick in.

Kankurette

Quote from: Durance Vile on January 17, 2024, 09:28:23 PMThe worst thing about this new single is that while you can normally switch the radio off as soon as you hear them, this time you think there's a nice bit of Dean Martin coming up before these clodhopping berks kick in.
Sounds like Stereophonics. Song has promise and then Kelly Jones ruins it.

popcorn

Quote from: Kankurette on January 17, 2024, 06:56:06 PMThere's a bloke watching Escaflowne on his computer in the Gift Horse video.

Fancy that, so there is.

Still, I'm disappointed. I thought Nigel Godrich had incorporated some Yoko Kanno influence into his sound.

Pink Gregory


Kankurette


The Mollusk


Icehaven

Quote from: iamcoop on January 17, 2024, 09:27:00 PMTheir music is shit but they seem to have a big community of fans who would die for them, and appear to find solace in each other. Can't really see that as a bad thing, no matter how seemingly hollow and contradictory their ethos seems to be.

Insert Trump comparison. I dunno, make your own up.

popcorn

I'm actually surprised at how obviously shit everyone seems to find this band. Nothing I've heard by them has ever jumped out at me as terribly exciting or interesting but that's the case for, like, the Fall as well, and everyone here LOVES the Fall

thugler

They're just so boring. It's similar to sleaford mods to me. I get what they are trying to do, it just goes right through me

Janie Jones

I agree but I love the hate-threads they generate here. The vehemence of @the Mollusck's loathing for these Radio-6-Dad-fodder mediocrities is far more passionate and engaging than anything they could ever produce.


Kankurette

Were they the one who did that awful song about Kathleen Hanna grabbing Trump by the pussy and Lebron James clubbing seal clubbers and Delia Smith making cookies? And JOE CAL-FUCKING-ZAGHE?

JaDanketies

I think IDLES are fine. They're not as good as Viagra Boys but they're better than Sleaford Mods. I guess my problem with IDLES is that they could be better than they are. But I am not personally offended by them.

Kankurette

It was indeed Mollusk who started this thread. Also, the Joe Cal-fuckin'-Zaghe song is called Mr Motivator.

The Mollusk

Viagra Boys are a good example of how to do this sort of music well.

kngen

Quote from: The Mollusk on January 22, 2024, 12:29:04 PMViagra Boys are a good example of how to do this sort of music well.

And their videos are entertaining rather than cringe-inducing.

Quadrospazzed

I think of them as the Oatly of post-punk; morally dubious, massively successful with a certain demographic and with very irritating but effective branding. Only thing is I actually like oatly.

Kankurette


Schlippy

Quote from: dontpaintyourteeth on January 17, 2024, 02:56:39 PMWe won't be doing Model Village anymore. I'm not angry about model villages now. Sorry for those I hurt
Model Village is on the soundtrack to the fuckawful / inexplicably great Saints Row reboot. The radio is either bugged (like literally everything else in the game) or Idles & White Reaper paid to make their respective songs come on, ooh, maybe 50% of the time you get into a new vehicle. Like, it's fucking always either Model Village or that da-na-na-na riff from Raw.

Took maybe 30 hours to finish the game and I reckon I spent a full 3 of those hours listening to Model Village alone. Stopped skipping it after a bit and just let it wash over me, like that Jess Glynne song when you fly with Jet2.

Idles suck shit.

popcorn


Chicory


spaghetamine


gilbertharding

The berk from The Idles was on Radio 4's A Good Read yesterday, telling the world that he didn't like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001w73r

The Mollusk

I can't even be arsed to hate this band any more, they don't deserve it. They're not even trying.

spaghetamine

Quote from: The Mollusk on February 16, 2024, 06:16:48 PMI can't even be arsed to hate this band any more, they don't deserve it. They're not even trying.

could you at least give it a go? your continuing hatred of Idles and the enthusiasm with which you embody it fills my heart with joy

The Mollusk

I will say this

Coldplay are a better band than IDLES.

But that's what they WANT me to say isn't it? And they'd reply "we love Chris and his band and we respect all music. I know you're being sarcastic but this is what we really think, we are being sincere. Spread love not hate, it's what the world needs right now."

Well you can FUCK OFF