Russell Brand - now "a Christian" [split topic]

[checkoutgirl]

"Hi Deborah this is Jenda from Carlson Entertainment, did you get a chance to have a look at the photo we're proposing to use for the PR shots? It's one of the three you approved. Yeah, mmhmm. Ok we'll go with that one then, the one where he's stroking his chin looking pensive. Yes he's directly above Roseanne as requested by Russell. No we didn't photoshop a cowboy hat because he's English. Ok then thanks for your help and if you've any questions please get in touch. Bye now".

[idunnosomename]

Everyones laughing at Charlie Kirk's small face, except Russell who is alarmed by the bloke top left whos got a beard made of shoe polish

[Famous Mortimer]

Left hand side, middle, looks like one of those attempted face recreations using a prehistoric skeleton

[checkoutgirl]

Left hand side, middle, looks like one of those attempted face recreations using a prehistoric skeleton

He does have a Crimewatch photo fit vibe, the amusingly named Dan Bongino. Charlie Kirk on the bottom right looks like he shit himself and hoping nobody in the room notices the smell.

[dissolute ocelot]

Is that Kid Rock top right, or someone even worse?

They really don't look like friends; the designer could at least have angled their faces so they're looking at Carlson, not contemplating how to escape the Celebrity Squares lineup from hell.

[Obel]

(Joking, I don't wish harm on him. Just wish he'd sod off down the pub and stay there)

On your own mate. I hope he dies later today.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Is he going to end up as one of these cult leaders who takes his followers down in a mass suicide?

[Magnum Valentino]

Is that Kid Rock top right, or someone even worse?

They really don't look like friends; the designer could at least have angled their faces so they're looking at Carlson, not contemplating how to escape the Celebrity Squares lineup from hell.

That's him. Question is, who IS worse than Kid Rock?

[checkoutgirl]

Kid Rock

I see him very much as Ted Nugent II. Didn't Kid machine gun some Bud Light cans over the whole trans bullcrap? The sign of an intellectual mind at peak performance.

[Ron Superior]

Yes, but crucially he then continued to drink them in public and sell them at his restaurant, Kid Rock's Big Honky Tonk and Rock n' Roll Steakhouse.

[copa]

Is he going to end up as one of these cult leaders who takes his followers down in a mass suicide?

Don't drink the Brand-aid

[sevendaughters]

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.

[The Bumlord]

Yes, but crucially he then continued to drink them in public and sell them at his restaurant, Kid Rock's Big Honky Tonk and Rock n' Roll Steakhouse.

I thought you were joking, looked up the name and it's actually more ridiculous!


Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse

[Ron Superior]

Haha, I couldn't remember the full title so googled what I could remember and found that on TripAdvisor. Kid Rock's so cool, his restaurant name is too rude for TripAdvisor!

[Gulftastic]

A couple of Kid Rock's earliest tracks are my guilty pleasures. That pleasure gets guiltyer every passing year.

[lebowskibukowski]

I thought you were joking, looked up the name and it's actually more ridiculous!


Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse

I went for a drink in there last year. It's not actually as bad as it looks, although there is a very much a certain demographic that makes up its clientele

[Good One of Wally]

House Honky Kid Rock`s Big Rock n` Tonk Steak Roll.

[Sonny_Jim]

Did he get the fryers from the USS Missouri?

[Eggy Mess]

Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Philosophical Steakhouse

[Kankurette]

He's going for Kamala Harris now, but doesn't know the difference between melanin and melatonin.

[Agent Dunham]

So he's playing the sleep card?

[phantom_power]

He's going for Kamala Harris now, but doesn't know the difference between melanin and melatonin.

Or what Pyrrhic means

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It's so insane that you get accused of sexual harassment and you're immediately allowed to join the US far right media sphere no questions asked.

[jonnyunitus]

Uncle Kid's Family Feedbag

[checkoutgirl]

Kid Rock's Big Ass Biscuits Texas Cheesecake Depository Family Feedbag and Great American Steakery in association with Ted Nugent's Boltgun Cowbarn and Gary's Glitter Bar and Sandwichery

*no old people they're not covered by our insurance*

[Agent Dunham]

*no old people they're not covered by our insurance*

I'm sure they'd welcome the old; the MAGA solution to paying welfare to the elderly. Preferably dead before retirement from steak induced heart attack.

[momatt]

He's going for Kamala Harris now, but doesn't know the difference between melanin and melatonin.

This has made me so angry and I wish it didn't.
The man is such a greedy, grasping, grifting cunt.
I find it so depressing that anyone listens to him at all.  Even worse that they think he's clever/interesting/good.

[Agent Dunham]

Even worse that they think he's clever/interesting/good.

Simply because he's randomly verbose, my liege.

[Dr Rock]

M.I.A. is now a Christian also. Got baptised and everything. Hmm

[Operty1]

Why would anyone in America care what Russell Brand's opinions of the Presidential Candidates are? Is he that politically influential there?