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Neil, Good morning and welcome back to the poll!

Neil, Close the bloody door
2 (2.9%)
Neil, Close the god-damn thread
2 (2.9%)
Neil, CLOSE THE MOTHEREFFIN FORUM
1 (1.4%)
Neil, Hot Potato!
2 (2.9%)
Neil, I quite like The Wiggles
3 (4.3%)
Neil, I think they're shit
1 (1.4%)
Neil, LambFruit
5 (7.2%)
Neil, WHY DON'T YOU
2 (2.9%)
Neil, Fine, fuck this I'm off
0 (0%)
Neil, ENJOY YOUR TWITCHING BOARD, CORPSES!
8 (11.6%)
Neil, Argh my arse
0 (0%)
Neil, So, what have we learnt?
1 (1.4%)
Neil, Why are we still posting in this thread?
2 (2.9%)
Neil, please ban TC Raymond
9 (13%)
Neil's big lovely cock
4 (5.8%)
Neil, Neil! - Orange Peel!
4 (5.8%)
Neil, I mean that in a non-sectarian way.
2 (2.9%)
Neil portrudes from a boy's bottom
0 (0%)
Neil, Is he still fucking here?
3 (4.3%)
Neil, since when do I have this power?
1 (1.4%)
Neil, can I bang your sister?
4 (5.8%)
Neil, the bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta
3 (4.3%)
Neil, what's the maximum options a poll can have?
0 (0%)
Neil, do you think they'll break my balls?
0 (0%)
Neil, where's Wally?
0 (0%)
Neil, why have Waspy's Wife tags got so shit?
1 (1.4%)
Neil, Eat a Pork Pie in a Mosque
4 (5.8%)
Neil, this place has become a clique.
1 (1.4%)
Neil Pye
1 (1.4%)
Neil, ¿qué pasa con los de corazón partido?
0 (0%)
Neil, what's going on?
0 (0%)
Neil, what's it to you, pissface?
0 (0%)
Neil Neil Neil
0 (0%)
BIG BOUNCING BUTTOCKS!!!
1 (1.4%)
An tSaoi
2 (2.9%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Author Topic: I'm leaving - to hell with you all  (Read 25005 times)

TC Raymond

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I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« on: November 06, 2007, 04:14:36 PM »
You heard me.

Logging in here to find snotty private messages from Neil, my avatar changed to a picture of those two cunting shitbags and several ominous warnings along the lines of "clean up your act or we'll do a Dogbomb on you" was a little more than I could take. So that's me out of here.

I had hoped that this would be a comedy forum full of like minds, but it isn't. It's just a snobathon, full of mingy little twatworms who sit and bitch about how things are all going to hell and how awful modern TV is without doing a blind bloody thing about it. These same people, however, apparently don't find it too much of an effort to be infuriatingly cliquey, middle-class and snotty to the point of ignoring well-meaning private messages and condemning the creative efforts of others, simply because they don't conform to their own narrow perceptions of 'humour'.

And before you all start the "oh, but you do the same thing only worse" shit, can it. I've tried to raise the tone of the discussions above ankle-level on several occasions, but since you're all happier gassing about the halcyon days of Alan fucking Partridge and Absolutely and (God help us) Bill "messiah complex" Hicks, all I get is insulted, flamed and referred to as "a stain and an embarrassment".

Now I'm being told not to mention the few things I genuinely love. Talk about a red rag to a bull. I literally can't win. I slate Josie Long, because she genuinely deserves it, being an icon of everything that is shit and wrong about British comedy at the moment (along with Fielding, Kitson, Brand etc), and what happens? Yes, some clever bastard changes my avatar to a picture of her, with the HILARIOUS personal text "I love you Josie". Yes, we can all be hard bastards the minute we become moderators, can't we Neil?

I've made a few friends here and as they have my e-mail, they're more than welcome to keep in touch, the rest of you can fucking rot. I mean it - ROT. Especially those who thought it hilarious to mock my abusive childhood, my neurological disorders, my apparently socially unacceptable liking for comedies not generally regarded as "cool" and my fine comics work - "utterly pedestrian" my fucking arse.

Go ahead and delete my account, I don't give a flying shit. There are better boards out there, ones that are not populated by cretins who still whinge that Absolutely isn't available on DVD or ignore Steptoe and Son threads in favour of bigging up the nihilistic racket of hip-hop or how bloody wonderful Girls Aloud are supposed to be.

THE DEATH OF THE BOARD HAPPENED TODAY AND YOU'RE ALL TOO BLIND TO SEE IT. ENJOY THE LAST TWITCHES OF THE CORPSE, KIDS.


Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 04:19:17 PM »
Poor TC, Alas I never knew him, he seemed like an angry prophet of midlands dissatisfaction mixed up in Asda own brand self hate and loathing.  I really hope he makes it through.
 

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 04:20:08 PM »
You'd never have survived a tough crowd at a comedy gig, son. All the best.

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 04:20:54 PM »
Bye.

buttgammon

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 04:22:32 PM »
Well, I thought my fake suicide attempt from the other day was pretty bad.

RIP TC. We'll miss the amateur dramatics. Don't worry mate - we'll give you a good send-off. Goodies themed funeral, hip hop and Girls Aloud played throughout. Though Tim, Bill and Graham have got other commitments so they can't attend unfortunately. But we can book Josie Long instead.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 04:25:32 PM »
And I didn't get a special namecheck. I almost feel like I failed.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 04:25:47 PM »
Fucking get lost you deluded freak. middle-class student snotty shitbags or not, these people here are way out of your league. You dont fit in here coz your a self-obsessed abusive fruitcake, its not THEM its YOU.

Your not funny, or original, or intelligent, or iconoclastic. You offer nothing to this place other than self-pity and self-obsession. Your a joke. To be honest I think people have taken it easy on you because its blatantly obvious that your some sort of nutter, mark my words you'll drift from forum to forum getting rejected just the same way. If you didn't make such a song and dance about being assburgers then you'd have gone long ago I'm sure of it.

Infact I dont even think you'll go, your too deeply in love with the melodrama and attention you get here, you wont go til your pushed. I can even see you re-joining under a new alias and trying to start again. No-way someone as sad as you can just walk away from all this attention, its probably the only thing you live for.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 04:27:25 PM »
Sorry, who's TC Raymond?

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2007, 04:27:33 PM »
Well I must say, this is all tremendously exciting.

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2007, 04:29:27 PM »
Is it just coincidence TC's off just as Autumnwatch starts again on BBC2?

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 04:31:21 PM »
This might be the best internet meltdown I have ever seen.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 04:33:49 PM »
"Changes are being made here which go against my principles. I just cannot agree with them. Quack quack oops."

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2007, 04:35:27 PM »
End of an era!

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2007, 04:36:09 PM »
I've PM'd him, let's see if I can get him to settle down and stop doing things that annoy others.  It did work with the ENDLESS Josie Long stuff. 

hmmm

DolphinFace

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 04:36:15 PM »
I'll miss ignoring you. So long, take care.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2007, 04:38:33 PM »
Our gain is another forum's loss

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 04:40:58 PM »
Holy crap, what did I just miss?!

Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 04:44:11 PM »
Do you think TC is anything like this guy?

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=siBfDKZVsWg[/youtube]

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2007, 04:44:41 PM »
Well Neil, you can safely say you've done the right thing.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2007, 04:47:22 PM »
Oh poor me poor me grow up you deluded fuckwit.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2007, 04:48:06 PM »
[tag]TC Rainman starts a thread about himself[/tag]

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2007, 04:48:48 PM »
Artemis, that video is a little joy. However, no. No he is not a TC. He is a lovable camp office fan. A level 8.5 who poses no immediate danger!

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2007, 04:49:38 PM »
See ya!

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2007, 04:50:49 PM »
Don't go, pleeeeease!

buttgammon

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2007, 04:52:10 PM »
I had hoped that this would be a comedy forum full of like minds, but it isn't.

Phew! That's a relief!

Thank you for the kind words on the forum, TC.

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2007, 05:07:35 PM »

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2007, 05:08:34 PM »

THE DEATH OF THE BOARD HAPPENED TODAY AND YOU'RE ALL TOO BLIND TO SEE IT. ENJOY THE LAST TWITCHES OF THE CORPSE, KIDS.


We will look back and realise how right he is... mark my words....

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2007, 05:14:03 PM »
So. About the name of this CC Goodies thread...

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2007, 05:14:50 PM »

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Re: I'm leaving - to hell with you all
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2007, 05:15:29 PM »
One day when I stop posting on here I would like a send off like this...