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Kelvin

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2640 on: August 26, 2014, 12:52:54 PM »
This guy, this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReQ_b06_0s

Combines the absurd with the erotic.
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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2641 on: August 27, 2014, 09:52:48 AM »
Kimberly Jones.


Maurice Yeatman

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2642 on: August 28, 2014, 01:48:49 AM »
This guy, this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReQ_b06_0s

Combines the absurd with the erotic.

*searches garage for spacehopper*

Jim_MacLaine

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2643 on: August 28, 2014, 09:50:11 AM »
Ooh La La, it's Sophie Marceau

Then



Now

Guy

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2644 on: August 28, 2014, 11:42:00 AM »
That's fucking disgraceful:



It's no wonder a country is in a mess

Guy

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2645 on: August 28, 2014, 11:53:38 AM »
... There, that's better.


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2646 on: August 28, 2014, 12:40:27 PM »
After last night's Doctor Who I'm a bit taken with Jenny...



You've saved the thread from pages of meh.

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2647 on: August 28, 2014, 01:22:35 PM »
by posting the personification of meh

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2648 on: August 28, 2014, 09:10:30 PM »
Oh Hellen, just your mere look makes me want to unload Europe unto linen..



This pose is so darn sexual..


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2649 on: August 28, 2014, 09:24:22 PM »
Ooh La La, it's Sophie Marceau

Now


No problem, Mylene Jampanoi is the new Sophie Marceau




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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2650 on: August 28, 2014, 10:10:00 PM »
It seems only two pages ago that I last posted pictures of this girl. In fact it was three. It might as well have been three millennia. For your eyes only, it's:

Nozomi Sasaki Redux


Queen of atrocity[nb]Wikipedia[/nb], Nozomi Sasaki, horrifies you all with her nonchalant oversight and endorsement of terrible violence:


Nozomi smiles gently after poisoning her modelling contemporaries




Nozomi looks gleefully forward to the prospect of stamping on kittens




Nozomi is imbued with a sense of serenity upon hearing of the Srebrenica massacre




Nozomi finds comfort in a pillow amidst the distress of slightly podgy colleagues




Nozomi 'big fat ugly bug-faced baby-eating O'Brien' Sasaki




Nozomi merrily wipes the floor clean of arterial blood, and in the process, tacitly embraces The New Domesticity




Thus proving her worth
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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2651 on: August 29, 2014, 10:58:36 AM »
Dear God.

Mr_Simnock

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2652 on: August 29, 2014, 06:21:11 PM »
Marion Bartolli turns up on Sky Sports to cover the US Open a lot and I just find her mesmeric, she just looks fab




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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2653 on: August 30, 2014, 07:16:17 AM »
Greta Garbo doing publicity photos with the USC track team






Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2654 on: August 30, 2014, 11:27:34 AM »
Abbye ' Pudgy' Stockton.


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2655 on: August 30, 2014, 12:06:10 PM »


happy to bring a bit of class back to this thread

Mr_Simnock

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2656 on: August 30, 2014, 03:59:06 PM »
This is how you bring a bit of 'class' back into a thread


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2657 on: August 30, 2014, 04:19:48 PM »
not sexy at all

page 3 level drabness

Nozomi Sasaki is a bit interesting, mainly because she is a psychopath who would happily nail Benevolent Despot to the ground and amputate his feet with a machete.

Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2658 on: August 30, 2014, 08:29:10 PM »
I don't get the school uniform fetish. I just don't.

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2659 on: August 30, 2014, 09:03:14 PM »
its a safe expression of one's paedophilic tendencies

Mr_Simnock

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2660 on: August 30, 2014, 09:17:50 PM »
Quote
I don't get the school uniform fetish. I just don't.

Because it's just so wrong for all the right reasons

How about a nice run of the mill teacher then for you Ziggy?


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2661 on: August 30, 2014, 10:09:18 PM »
No school would allow a teacher to carry out such an heinous breach of health and saftey guidelines. The unions would be outraged.

Old Nehamkin

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2662 on: August 30, 2014, 11:48:03 PM »
Jennifer Connelly!


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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2663 on: August 31, 2014, 05:34:01 AM »
Have we done this yet? Absolutely gorgeous.



BlodwynPig

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2664 on: August 31, 2014, 11:34:25 AM »
Enough to turn every one of us males into a raging Paul Ross.

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Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2665 on: August 31, 2014, 11:58:45 AM »
He makes me very, very tense.

Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2666 on: August 31, 2014, 02:45:05 PM »
Have we done this yet? Absolutely gorgeous.




Yeah, I get this.


Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2668 on: August 31, 2014, 02:47:20 PM »
Gillian Anderson with (kind of) the Creature from the Black Lagoon.



Ticks a worrying amount of boxes.

Re: PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)
« Reply #2669 on: August 31, 2014, 03:07:27 PM »
Damsels in distress fetish is it?