Who is the least bald man ever?

[Blue Jam]

[St_Eddie]

If we're including the rest of the body, Dan Hedaya is right up there in the rankings.  I'd hate to be his rectal and chode barber.  I bet he's got one barber for each, actually.

Indeed, with the passing of Robin Williams, Dan Hedaya took the mantle of Hollywood's hairiest man.  Hedaya's hairy arms were the scariest thing in all of Alien Resurrection.

[Glebe]

(Not sure you could describe Cousin It as man, tho but.)

New League of Gentleman character revealed.

[chveik]

[St_Eddie]

(Not sure you could describe Cousin It as man, tho but.)

Much like Pennywise, the Adams family's cousin self-identifies as an It.  Who are we to question it?  Quite literally.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

It's unusual to see a (white person offensively impersonating a) Chinese person with brown hair.

[Sebastian Cobb]

This guy.



I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong.

[Jockice]

Dr Rock.

[Squink]

Nick Hancock is a classic no forehead man. Never trust a no forehead man. No forehead men also have small buttocks.


Coincidence? I think not.

Yep. Knew one of these once. Shifty character. We called him "low hairline guy". Buttocks report on him? Yeah, pretty small.

[Hank Venture]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Toralv_Maurstad_2016_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-Toralv_Maurstad_2016_%28cropped%29.jpg

This is a 92 year old man.

[Glebe]

[Dex Sawash]

(Not sure you could describe Cousin Itt as man, tho but.)

New League of Gentleman character revealed.

[Glebe]

I want to photoshop him onto a picture of the end credits of Hi-De-Hi, with his name done in the font and everything, but I can't be arsed.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Quick and dirty one, like your mum etc.

[petril]

This guy.



I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong.

[Hank Venture]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Toralv_Maurstad_2016_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-Toralv_Maurstad_2016_%28cropped%29.jpg

This is a 92 year old man.

I repeat, a man in his nineties with the head of hair of a 20-year old.