Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2019  (Read 7777 times)

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2019, 02:05:36 PM »
I’m fine to start whenever yo I don’t give a FUCK

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2019, 02:17:53 PM »
Oh right, I'm away until January 2022...so if you don't mind.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2019, 02:20:05 PM »
Oh right, I'm away until January 2022...so if you don't mind.

I had no idea WW was so well organized. Deso-quest is usually mooted around now, but takes about 6 months to actually materialize.

Here everyone decides to “go Wrong” and within the hour they’re slogging away. It’s impressive, just not what I am used to.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2019, 02:22:23 PM »
It’s not well organised. The competitors frequently flake out and ruin it for everyone including themselves.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2019, 02:49:40 PM »
The thing about WimbleWrong is that in theory you should be able to spend the months beforehand creating a number of pictures that you can just chuck into a match with the minimum of editing* to suit the occasion. In practice what happens is a major celebrity or chuckle brother will cart it somewhere around the quarter final stage and everyone has to start from scratch in order to appear current.







* I have never done this by the way.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2019, 06:17:35 AM »
Put the word out in Gen BS:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,73936.0.html

Start harassing your fellow CABers into participating.

kidsick5000

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2019, 01:37:11 AM »
I’m very tempted to jump in

Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2019, 02:05:41 AM »
I'd like to sit this one out but I can see you're struggling for contenders... Hmm.
Let me consider it a little longer.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2019, 07:28:10 AM »
I'd like to sit this one out but I can see you're struggling for contenders... Hmm.
Let me consider it a little longer.


ooooooh hark at 'im. gets a bit of internet fame for a wonky blue blender thing and 'ees too good for the likes o' us now.

Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2019, 01:07:16 PM »
Fuck it. You forced my hand with that snarky comment, you need to be taught a lesson.
I will annihilate you all and I'm not even going to try hard.

(I'm in)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2019, 08:38:33 AM »
isn't this supposed to run concurrently with wimbledon. this would never have happened if the executive wimblewrong council hadn't torpedoed my campaign to run it this year.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2019, 08:49:08 AM »
isn't this supposed to run concurrently with wimbledon. this would never have happened if the executive wimblewrong council hadn't torpedoed my campaign to run it this year.

what in heavens name is a wimbledon?

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2019, 08:49:48 AM »
I’m very tempted to jump in

do it! you'd bring the numbers up to a barely respectable 16 players.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2019, 07:32:26 AM »
what in heavens name is a wimbledon?

it's where you shit out a tennis ball then rub it in a mafia leader's face

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2019, 09:33:21 AM »
If I have to call you all nonces again to get this thing off the ground soon then so help me god I will do it

BlodwynPig

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2019, 09:41:30 AM »
The Draw has been made.

1st Round
Alan Nagsworth vs. Glebe
Zomgmouse vs. Alan Nagsworth
BlodwynPig vs. Alan Nagsworth
Alan Nagsworth vs. His Highest Majesty, Satan of Dulwich
Spoon of Ploff vs. Alan Nagsworth's Pink Silk Shirt
Alan Nagsworth vs. Alan Nagsworth
Alan Nagsworth vs. Misery

Good luck to all contestants, deadline is tomorrow morning.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2019, 04:10:35 PM »
The Draw has been made.

1st Round
Alan Nagsworth vs. Glebe
Zomgmouse vs. Alan Nagsworth
BlodwynPig vs. Alan Nagsworth
Alan Nagsworth vs. His Highest Majesty, Satan of Dulwich
Spoon of Ploff vs. Alan Nagsworth's Pink Silk Shirt
Alan Nagsworth vs. Alan Nagsworth
Alan Nagsworth vs. Misery

Good luck to all contestants, deadline is tomorrow morning.

Tough draw for Alan Nagsworth...

BlodwynPig

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2019, 04:16:35 PM »
Tough draw for Alan Nagsworth...

I think we may well see him in the next round though

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2019, 04:25:49 PM »
I think we may well see him in the next round though

2nd Round
Alan Nagsworth vs The Belper Cum Witch

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2019, 09:06:00 PM »
Sad news guys, apparently Alan Nagsworth has had to withdraw from WimbleWrong 2019 due to acute paraphimosis.

Replacement participant will be announced shortly.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2019, 09:12:38 PM »
Replacement has been selected

Alan Nagsworth who will now replace Alan Nagsworth in the penultimate match where he will face Alan Nagsworth

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2019, 10:03:21 PM »
never used to have this malarkey when the other guy was running it

Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2019, 11:16:40 PM »
I'd love to enter but unfortunately, sitting behind me in the office are 50 Chinese people including HR who wouldn't quite get it, especially my work ethic.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2019, 11:30:11 PM »
never used to have this malarkey when the other guy was running it

Poon of Spaff?

Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2019, 11:09:33 AM »
Deso-quest is usually mooted around now, but takes about 6 months to actually materialize.

Chrimbo Deso-quest is best Deso-quest. I think last year, where I mistakenly came second, was earlier. Proving my point.

Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2019, 04:22:21 PM »
Wimblewrong isn't Wimblewrong without Ziggy Starbucks. Does he still post on here?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2019, 03:49:24 PM »
Have been crowd sourcing the balding in the "what do you really look like" thread

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #57 on: July 15, 2019, 07:42:50 PM »
When is round 2 gonna start?

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #58 on: July 15, 2019, 07:45:35 PM »
Two Round 1 games still to complete.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019
« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2019, 09:15:37 PM »
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