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what is your dad playing at now

Started by Replies From View, April 01, 2021, 05:09:21 PM

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Replies From View

heaven's sake what on earth is he playing at


why don't you tell him to stop??

It's his carrier bag. Who am I to tell him what to do with it?

Glebe


BlodwynPig

He's just cleaning the exhaust pipe, same as every Friday.

Gulftastic

Dead. He's bloody good at it. Hasn't moved in over 20 years now.

Replies From View

Quote from: Gulftastic on April 03, 2021, 11:03:15 AM
Dead. He's bloody good at it. Hasn't moved in over 20 years now.

your dad is stomping around the house in his pants, jubilantly bellowing that he is the king of unboxing videos

Replies From View

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on April 01, 2021, 05:13:01 PM
It's his carrier bag. Who am I to tell him what to do with it?

he is being a danger to himself and the people trying to park their cars

Replies From View

Quote from: Glebe on April 01, 2021, 07:51:02 PM
He is fixing the radiator.

why can't he enjoy the same warm springtime as everyone else?  he always has to "adapt" everything

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Replies From View on April 04, 2021, 07:45:59 AM
why can't he enjoy the same warm springtime as everyone else?  he always has to "adapt" everything

Spent the weekend slapping on fake tan, ironing his mankini and boasting about 20+ temperatures. He'll be out tomorrow on the lawn, basking in that warmth, with his shades on, giving her over the road the letch-eye...

WEATHER FORECAST: 4 degrees and snow...Don't tell the sod, he he he he.

Ray Travez

pouring warm creme-anglais into the electricty meter

Ray Travez

now he's siphoning it out and rolling it into little tubes. Maybe he's going to try to smoke them?

Ray Travez

he's pushed one up his nose and switched on the cricket

BlodwynPig

You wake in the night to see him silently standing over you, a dim image of corpulent glee. Before you can utter "what the hell, Dad" you succumb to the fumes and return to a fitful slumber

Replies From View

your dad is currently trying to piss out an immense surplus of vitamin C, and he is furious because "there is a wedge of it stuck behind a shelf within my bladder".

Replies From View

your dad is watching Son of the Mask yet again.


pretty sure it's his favourite film by this point


popcorn


seepage

He's not finished the first one yet.