Author Topic: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19  (Read 17978 times)

mothman

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2021, 07:38:48 PM »
Hopefully it'll be postponed to a date when Prince Philip is out of hospital and can attend, so he can pull some racist faces and hurl hilarious insults at people.
But are brive athletes are over there already! They can’t wait that long! They’ll go slitty-eyed!

BlodwynPig

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« Reply #61 on: July 24, 2021, 07:41:52 PM »
Prince Phil waving Eddie the Eagle off on the plane this evening. Geoff Capes and Big Daddy all ready through in the heats

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #62 on: July 24, 2021, 07:59:04 PM »
Easy! Easy! Easy!

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« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2021, 11:50:35 PM »
I'm looking forward to the bukkakes. Should be a corker. Although a new Olympic event, it's very popular.

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« Reply #64 on: July 25, 2021, 01:18:15 AM »
This Skateboarding has been fun though.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2021, 01:24:08 AM »


Fucking thing isn't going to arrive until the Olympics is over, though.

chveik

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« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2021, 02:52:15 AM »
actually enjoying the skateboarding. and the french are doing well

chveik

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« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2021, 03:45:41 AM »
this scheduling is really not ideal cause i'm getting the olympics fever!

chveik

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2021, 04:14:31 AM »
surfing now... truly the end times

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2021, 08:27:10 AM »
Daily Mail headline:

YOUR FAMILY IN PERIL: Now Refugees Learn Taekwondo

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« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2021, 09:22:58 AM »
When do we get our first medal in one of the tory events where you need expensive equipment to compete?

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2021, 10:22:51 AM »
actually enjoying the skateboarding. and the french are doing well

as usual they buggered it. Dissaster games for a nation in sporting decline.

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2021, 10:25:16 AM »
Daily Mail headline:

YOUR FAMILY IN PERIL: Now Refugees Learn Taekwondo

Very glad that BBC's cheerleading bubble burst. The sourpusses can't find any excuses this time (heat, tiredness, odd scheduling, doping forrins)

In more positive news, the Women's road race produced the greatest sporting moment of the last decade. Kiesenhofer leading from 0km to finish despite immense Dutch team expecting to win (and they didn't even realise she was still out in front as Annemieke thought she'd won when coming in second).

She's a mathematics post-doc as well, working in a similar field to Pancreas - perhaps they know each other.

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« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2021, 10:27:54 AM »
Absolutely flattened that Belgian girl in the Judo. Ouch

bakabaka

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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2021, 10:36:45 AM »
Women's cycling road race gold won by a total outsider because all the favourites hadn't realised that she was still out front, the last one left from a breakaway she had started right at the very beginning. Wonderful to watch.

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« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2021, 10:45:40 AM »
I caught about half of the road race and it was absolutely delightful, I'll be pleasantly surprised if I see anything better over the next few weeks.

mothman

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2021, 10:52:27 AM »
First GB medal! Bronze in Judo for Ashley Giles.

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« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2021, 10:52:39 AM »
Yeah suddenly got very emotional for the cycling woman I'll never think about again.

Oh and GB got bronze in Judo

mothman

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2021, 10:53:37 AM »
I just kept expecting the Purple Bricks lady to show up.

mothman

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« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2021, 11:45:34 AM »
Also, by my count at least three of our medal prospects have fallen at the final hurdles so far. I’m now thinking that we’re going to see a massive drop from the ‘08/‘12/‘16 medal tallies, getting back towards our lucky-if-we-got-five-golds period that characterised all the previous Olympics that I can remember.

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« Reply #80 on: July 25, 2021, 12:41:40 PM »
Women's cycling road race gold won by a total outsider because all the favourites hadn't realised that she was still out front, the last one left from a breakaway she had started right at the very beginning. Wonderful to watch.

Chris boring Boardman kept mentioning during the blokes race that they don't have any radios like they're used to, guess there's no pit boards or messages written on the water bottles either

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« Reply #81 on: July 25, 2021, 01:08:41 PM »
Gymnastics and the beam thing, what's with all the arm wafting, hip cocking, and bad dancing? Just do the flips, people only care about the flips.

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #82 on: July 25, 2021, 01:31:48 PM »
Also, by my count at least three of our medal prospects have fallen at the final hurdles so far. I’m now thinking that we’re going to see a massive drop from the ‘08/‘12/‘16 medal tallies, getting back towards our lucky-if-we-got-five-golds period that characterised all the previous Olympics that I can remember.

Love to see Arrogant Jade tonked. BYE BYE.

"wish me family had been there"

No words for her refugee opponent. Fucking Britain Olympic arrogance in a nutshell.

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« Reply #83 on: July 25, 2021, 01:54:26 PM »
Pod? Pure talent. Rog fucked big time.

Can’t take to Pogacar at all. Convinced he’s a drugs cheat because I don’t like his face. Also hoping to say I knew all along in a couple of decades if it turns out to be true.

Feel a bit sorry for Roglic as well. There was something tragic in the purest sense about him losing the tour last year as his stupid helmet wobbled off his head

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #84 on: July 25, 2021, 02:13:30 PM »
Can’t take to Pogacar at all. Convinced he’s a drugs cheat because I don’t like his face. Also hoping to say I knew all along in a couple of decades if it turns out to be true.

Feel a bit sorry for Roglic as well. There was something tragic in the purest sense about him losing the tour last year as his stupid helmet wobbled off his head

I'm not a Pod fan, but unlikely a drug cheat

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« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2021, 02:19:49 PM »
Can’t take to Pogacar at all. Convinced he’s a drugs cheat because I don’t like his face.

You don't happen to work for HM Customs do you?

mothman

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2021, 02:21:27 PM »
A silver! We’re 19th on the table! High time you lot started Believing In Britain. #GoTeamGB!

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2021, 02:22:35 PM »
A silver! We’re 19th on the table! High time you lot started Believing In Britain. #GoTeamGB!

That's there appearance on Question of Sport guaranteed.

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« Reply #88 on: July 25, 2021, 02:32:45 PM »
Sure the BBC have got Jonny Vegas on commentary

mothman

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #89 on: July 25, 2021, 02:46:06 PM »
That's there appearance on Question of Sport guaranteed.

God. We’re going to have this fourth-rate shower of inept cunts inflicted on us forever (or until the next Games in three years time produces a slightly-different cohort of them) - if you watch QoS, which I certainly don’t.

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