Geldard

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https://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Geldard

This interesting surname, long associated with Yorkshire, is of early medieval English origin, and is an occupational name for a tender of oxen and gelded horses. The derivation is from the Middle English "gelde" (ultimately from the Old Norse "gelda", barren, sterile), with the Olde English pre 7th Century "hierde", herdsman, tender.

Geldard the Formless shuffles cheese and bean melts onto a large metal sheet.

Geldard the Wretched compiles bogey almanacs for the Whitsuntide Nasal Display.

Geldard The Sullen finds that wiping his armpit rather than his arsehole 'gets most of the shit actually'.

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His full name is John Luke Geldard

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Sometimes dresses like this




Unclear why

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It's great how he spreads himself out in 3 different places, it's still awful overall though, and he shouldn't.

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It's great how he spreads himself out in 3 different places, it's still awful overall though, and he shouldn't.

Beautiful locale though, right?