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Johnny Yesno

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« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2004, 05:27:53 PM »
Quote from: "imitationleather"
Alright, good call.

This thread is even below the standard of Nuts.


Nope, it's even lower than that.  Nuts is stratospheric by comparison. Enjoy!

imitationleather

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« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2004, 05:58:37 PM »
Quote from: "Frinky"
Right, I'm sure you're Kobble now. There's something about that venemous, indignant hate that's impossible to copy. You have to be the same person.


Oh fuck off.

Right, that's it, I'm leaving. This new board is all horrible and shit. I wish I was back in The Bomb'd Shelter, that was home to many-a-good thread.

Bye.

Yes, I know. I'm going to come crawling back in a couple of days and hope that no one remembers this. Ah well.

Frinky

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« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2004, 06:01:06 PM »

Smackhead Kangaroo

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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2004, 12:34:39 AM »
You've got to be Joking Johnny Yesno.
While I understand the very wanky fad to fancy oriental girls there are FAR FAR better specimens than lady one question.

I never understood the fascination with lesbians and threesomes to men. After all you have but one cock. ANd I feel it safe to assume that generally your chosen threesomes would never include another man.

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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2004, 08:56:09 AM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"

I never understood the fascination with lesbians and threesomes to men.


Men get off on seeing/hearing women getting off.  That's it.  No great mystery.

mook

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« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2004, 09:27:18 AM »
Quote from: "ColaCoca"


Men get off on seeing/hearing women getting off.  That's it.  No great mystery.[/quote]

But why is that though? Is it just because there is double of everything to gawp at and no huge unsightly tadgers and hairy arses swinging into view?

I had the misfortune to see a few minutes of a lesbian porno film made for lezzas by lezzas, it was a fucking right eye opener, nothing like the lipstick and fake tits the internet throws up when you go a googling, these dykes were as hairy as hell and seemed to actually be trying to hurt each other. Anyway thats my contribution to this thread. I fuck off again now.

Johnny Yesno

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« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2004, 01:40:33 PM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"
You've got to be Joking Johnny Yesno.
While I understand the very wanky fad to fancy oriental girls there are FAR FAR better specimens than lady one question.

I never understood the fascination with lesbians and threesomes to men. After all you have but one cock. ANd I feel it safe to assume that generally your chosen threesomes would never include another man.


WTF? I can't believe you're taking me to task over LOQ but not Carol Vorderman. Your assertion that fancying oriental girls is some kind of fashion statement is quite bizzarre, so bizzarre in fact that I can't think how to answer it.
As for the 2F1M preference over 2M1F, that's because I don't fancy men. So there would be more options in the former scenario - there's more to sex than just using your cock.
Anyway, as this is purely academic I don't know why I'm bothering to argue about it. It was just supposed to be a silly thread involving the element of FANTASY.

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« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2004, 01:43:41 PM »
You want to see the fantasies I have when I think about what you're up to on the cover of your film:


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« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2004, 01:48:17 PM »
Quote from: "elderford"
You want to see the fantasies I have when I think about what you're up to on the cover of your film:



he's asleep isn't he?

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« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2004, 01:56:46 PM »
Sleep is the little death though isn't it smoker?

The thought of Johnny Yesno, submissive and under my complete control...and in no danger of going off.

I'll stop there.

If memory serves me rightly, I think it's the bit in the film where he has just slid down a slag heap of some sort after being beaten up?

Johnny Yesno

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« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2004, 04:31:27 PM »
Quote from: "elderford"
Sleep is the little death though isn't it smoker?

The thought of Johnny Yesno, submissive and under my complete control...and in no danger of going off.

I'll stop there.

If memory serves me rightly, I think it's the bit in the film where he has just slid down a slag heap of some sort after being beaten up?


I still haven't seen the film, I'm afraid. I've got the soundtrack and a clip on the Doublevision video with JY mumbling incoherently in the taxi. Do you still have it? I'd love a copy. Oops! This thread's in danger of going a bit highbrow. Er... you're a regular barrel of double entendres elderford - "...in no danger of going off.", "...he has just slid down some slag heap..."
That's better.

Smackhead Kangaroo

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« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2004, 04:55:49 PM »
I took it as generally assumed that Vorderman was a farcical chioce but I'll just make it explicit now shall I?
Vorderman? Yuck.

There. while I admit there is more to sex than your penis, I'll also add that I don't think a lot of males are good enough at multi-tasking and concentration to be able to ravage two ladies at once (well at least). Unless you're doing something very simple like playing their arses like drums or fistng btoh simultaneously or something.

Yes fancying oriental women (in particular having an oriental girlfriend) is a fashion statement. at least it was a few months ago.- bizarre as you might find it. No doubt having your own black servant will be in again soon.

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« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2004, 04:57:47 PM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"
Yes fancying oriental women (in particular having an oriental girlfriend) is a fashion statement. at least it was a few months ago.- bizarre as you might find it.


what, for Everyone?

if i had a black manservant i would call it geoffrey LOL

kidsick5000

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« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2004, 05:28:09 PM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"
Yes fancying oriental women (in particular having an oriental girlfriend) is a fashion statement.


Speak for yourself. This might be the case where you come from, but for some people its a way of life.

Specially when the only caucasian women you see look HUGE in comparison. This is a whole different topic I know.

Anyway, wheres the funny pictures gone?

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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2004, 06:31:44 PM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"
Yes fancying oriental women (in particular having an oriental girlfriend) is a fashion statement. at least it was a few months ago.- bizarre as you might find it. No doubt having your own black servant will be in again soon.


Does that mean Miss IMD is (unwittingly) a fashion statement, and thus making me cooler? Wow. She'll be impressed.

Lt Plonker

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« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2004, 08:48:15 PM »
Quote from: "kidsick5000"
Anyway, wheres the funny pictures gone?


Here you go:


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« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2004, 08:54:49 PM »
Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"
You've got to be Joking Johnny Yesno.
While I understand the very wanky fad to fancy oriental girls there are FAR FAR better specimens than lady one question.
.



I actually heard that peeps who have fetish' about Asian girlies are actually closet peados. I know it sounds really stupid and I probably read it in THE Daily Mail. It is something about them being young looking and having very straight boyish bodies.

So there! fucking noce!

Frinky, I have to say that, well, firstly when you said "you are an awful person" to IL, I in no way agree, I think he's great but, saying" you are an awful person" is one of the most horrible, upsetting things you could ever say to someone. I will be sure to use it with my friends!!

Frinky

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« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2004, 08:58:11 PM »
I suppose he's alright really. I'm just trying to wind him up even more, becuase his hissy fit has made me giggle. Besides, in saying that the board was shit, he more or less called all of us shit, and that's just as bad.

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« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2004, 09:07:32 PM »
Quote from: "Frinky"
and that's just as bad.



Worse than bad! Its awful!!


hehe, i cant wait to call one of my mates a "truly awful person" tonight:-)